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    Talking Why I Quit Court Reporting

    Proof that Court Reporting is not as easy as the TV commercials on the Jerry Springer show say it is...

    http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=34gly8o

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    Once again>>>Disclaimer: I AM NOT A RACIST! There are idiots in every walk of life.......................... ..My title for this video would be: "A mind is a terrible thing".

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitestokker View Post
    Once again>>>Disclaimer: I AM NOT A RACIST!
    There is nothing in your statement that would lead one to believe you were racist. "Methinks thou doth protest too much."
    The virtue of spirit has no need for thanks or approval. Only the certain conviction that what has been done is right. -Jor El, as played by Marlon Brando

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    There is nothing in your statement that would lead one to believe you were racist. "Methinks thou doth protest too much."
    Okay, me doth thou methinks not gonna protest so much any doth more, or try nots to. lalalalalalalalalalalaalalalal allalalalalalalalaalalallalala lal!

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    Thinkest thou that yonder man may need lessons in Her Majesty's English? Forsooth, mangling such as that has heretofore been reserved for treatment such as given to a nuisance animal by a cur.
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    Yes ma'am. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Thinkest thou that yonder man may need lessons in Her Majesty's English? Forsooth, mangling such as that has heretofore been reserved for treatment such as given to a nuisance animal by a cur.

    Thats hot!
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    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    Hmmmsdvsd fwfwfv uhhmmm pgggfr hjjjmfdr

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    Charles, kindly cease thrusting thine visage onto thy keyboard at force. It abetts neither thy appearance nor thy comprehension. Further, if tis thine tongue trailing cross keys, then do kindly refrain from sharing that tidbit.
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    Does this mean I have to stop screwing & licking my keyboard???

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    my head hurts now.........but oddly enough......ducky did turn me on!!! hahahah
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    Maybe Trojan or Standard Dave can translate for the rest of us; it is "English" afterall.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Thinkest thou that yonder man may need lessons in Her Majesty's English? Forsooth, mangling such as that has heretofore been reserved for treatment such as given to a nuisance animal by a cur.
    Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit, I didn't git a lick a that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Thinkest thou that yonder man may need lessons in Her Majesty's English? Forsooth, mangling such as that has heretofore been reserved for treatment such as given to a nuisance animal by a cur.

    Ducky, methinks thou hast verily vexed these good gentles.




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    ok, just watched the vid........I want her to be my star witness!!!
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    Buttercup, indeed though art my bosom friend. Whilst these nobles, gentles all mayhap, art vexed as thou have claimed, thinkest that in their vexation may wreak destruction upon said keyboards? Twill be a sad eve t'wer it so.
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    psssst ducky whatcha drinking hon??? hehehe stop it with that sexy talk!!!

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    Verily, my lips have parted for naught save Crystal Lite this morn. Indeed, My Lord Husband just this moment did make mention of breaking our fast. Wouldst thou care to join us for Sloppy Joe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Buttercup, indeed though art my bosom friend. Whilst these nobles, gentles all mayhap, art vexed as thou have claimed, thinkest that in their vexation may wreak destruction upon said keyboards? Twill be a sad eve t'wer it so.
    Well met, Ducky. 'Tis mine own hope that such madness will not consume these nobles, t'will be a sad eve indeed. Mayhap these good gentles are but a band of merry pranksters in their cups.......what say you, fair Ducky?




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    In their cups, mayhap. Verily though, methinks in truth that most are indeed lost whilst muddling through our speech.
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