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    So much for being healthy

    I kicked the soda habit a while back, and started drinking bottled water since the water where I work is pretty nasty. Well just a few minutes ago I'm drinking my water, and a chunk of something hits my teeth. I spit it out immediately, thinking it was ice but then realizing the water had been sitting beside me. I hadn't opened the bottle until minutes before, so I knew it wasn't contaminated by me.

    There was a freakin rotting fly in my water, and then in my mouth. It was obviously in there for a long time from its condition - I had to look real carefully to figure out what I was looking at.

    Thanks Aquafina. If I need additional protein in my diet, I'll have a steak. Absolutely disgusting.

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    Oh dude... that's just fucking nasty. Are you sure one of your co-workers doesn't have it in for you?
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    I would totally think so, but the fly is waterlogged I had just opened the sealed bottle. Still have that on-the-verge-of-puking feeling.

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    hmmm... Sue em! Time to be rich (come on, everyone's doing it)

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    I'm... I'm scared to drink liquids now for fear of rotten flies in them! Show me the money

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    Ick! What type of fly was it?

    I found a piece of broken glass in a glass bottle of soda a few years ago. I called up the company and they sent me out a free Jones Soda T-Shirt.

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    That is horrible, Virginian, it makes my skin crawl.

    I know of a situation where a woman opened a can of vegetables and found a dead grasshopper in the product....she successfully sued the canning company because, in part, she claimed she would never be able to open a can of vegetables again without fear. And the size of the grasshopper far, far exceeded the filth defect action level in foods.




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    I'd call up Aquafina, and CHEW them out.


    and threaten to sue
    and threaten to call the media


    And hopefully they'll send you some free crap!
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    Ah sick!

    This is just a standard housefly, from what I can tell of its remains, but when I spit the damn thing out and saw it in my hand I was ready to spout a lasagna fountain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    I'd call up Aquafina, and CHEW them out.


    and threaten to sue
    and threaten to call the media


    And hopefully they'll send you some free crap!
    Ha, I emailed Coke one time after a mountain dew I bought had mold in it, and they sent me some coupons for free coke. I'm going to sound like a serial product scammer

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    Oh damn, NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
    Good luck on kicking the soda habit...that is one thing i can NOT do!!
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    That's why I drink beer. Even if I get a fly in it, I know the alcohol has cleansed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian View Post
    Ha, I emailed Coke one time after a mountain dew I bought had mold in it, and they sent me some coupons for free coke. I'm going to sound like a serial product scammer
    Mt. Dew is made by pepsi.....


    So, if the above is true, you REALLY took the coke people for a ride.
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    SICK!!!! That's fricken nasty.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    You really should save the fly, save the bottle (with the label on it), and contact PepsiCo right away (1-800-960-3602).




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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Mt. Dew is made by pepsi.....


    So, if the above is true, you REALLY took the coke people for a ride.
    haha you're right, Mello Yello it was - I knew it was one of those piss colored, sugary dreams

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    Eat the fly and suck it up, wuss.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Eat the fly and suck it up, wuss.
    Sounds similar to something you've been told quite often, doesn't it?

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    Nothing wrong with extra protien, flys have no fat, no preservatives, ok just thinking about makes me want to hurl........

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    Quote Originally Posted by L.E. Psych View Post
    Nothing wrong with extra protien, flys have no fat, no preservatives, ok just thinking about makes me want to hurl........
    "Eat the fly and suck it up, wuss." <<== What he said!!!

    Guess you never ate the worm at the bottom of the Tequila bottle either huh?
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