So much for being healthy

[Virginian]

I kicked the soda habit a while back, and started drinking bottled water since the water where I work is pretty nasty. Well just a few minutes ago I'm drinking my water, and a chunk of something hits my teeth. I spit it out immediately, thinking it was ice but then realizing the water had been sitting beside me. I hadn't opened the bottle until minutes before, so I knew it wasn't contaminated by me.

There was a freakin rotting fly in my water, and then in my mouth. It was obviously in there for a long time from its condition - I had to look real carefully to figure out what I was looking at.

Thanks Aquafina. If I need additional protein in my diet, I'll have a steak. Absolutely disgusting.

[Ducky]

Oh dude... that's just fucking nasty. Are you sure one of your co-workers doesn't have it in for you?

[Virginian]

I would totally think so, but the fly is waterlogged I had just opened the sealed bottle. Still have that on-the-verge-of-puking feeling.

[Coloradocop]

hmmm... Sue em! Time to be rich (come on, everyone's doing it)

[Virginian]

I'm... I'm scared to drink liquids now for fear of rotten flies in them! Show me the money

[Michelle]

Ick! What type of fly was it?

I found a piece of broken glass in a glass bottle of soda a few years ago. I called up the company and they sent me out a free Jones Soda T-Shirt.

[Buttercup]

That is horrible, Virginian, it makes my skin crawl.

I know of a situation where a woman opened a can of vegetables and found a dead grasshopper in the product....she successfully sued the canning company because, in part, she claimed she would never be able to open a can of vegetables again without fear. And the size of the grasshopper far, far exceeded the filth defect action level in foods.

[jmur5074]

I'd call up Aquafina, and CHEW them out.


and threaten to sue
and threaten to call the media


And hopefully they'll send you some free crap!

[Virginian]

Ah sick!

This is just a standard housefly, from what I can tell of its remains, but when I spit the damn thing out and saw it in my hand I was ready to spout a lasagna fountain.

[Virginian]

I'd call up Aquafina, and CHEW them out.


and threaten to sue
and threaten to call the media


And hopefully they'll send you some free crap!

Ha, I emailed Coke one time after a mountain dew I bought had mold in it, and they sent me some coupons for free coke. I'm going to sound like a serial product scammer

[Just KC]

Oh damn, NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck on kicking the soda habit...that is one thing i can NOT do!!

[lesta311]

That's why I drink beer. Even if I get a fly in it, I know the alcohol has cleansed it.

[jmur5074]

Ha, I emailed Coke one time after a mountain dew I bought had mold in it, and they sent me some coupons for free coke. I'm going to sound like a serial product scammer

Mt. Dew is made by pepsi.....


So, if the above is true, you REALLY took the coke people for a ride.

[Autumn2009]

SICK!!!! That's fricken nasty.

[Buttercup]

You really should save the fly, save the bottle (with the label on it), and contact PepsiCo right away (1-800-960-3602).

[Virginian]

Mt. Dew is made by pepsi.....


So, if the above is true, you REALLY took the coke people for a ride.

haha you're right, Mello Yello it was - I knew it was one of those piss colored, sugary dreams

[conalabu]

Eat the fly and suck it up, wuss.

[Virginian]

Eat the fly and suck it up, wuss.

Sounds similar to something you've been told quite often, doesn't it?

[L.E. Psych]

Nothing wrong with extra protien, flys have no fat, no preservatives, ok just thinking about makes me want to hurl........

[SRT Sniper]

Nothing wrong with extra protien, flys have no fat, no preservatives, ok just thinking about makes me want to hurl........

"Eat the fly and suck it up, wuss." <<== What he said!!!

Guess you never ate the worm at the bottom of the Tequila bottle either huh?