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    Funny One

    **The Nun***



    ***A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down

    next***

    ***to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"***



    ***''No" she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off

    at the***

    ***next stop.***



    ***The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:***

    ***"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"***



    ***"Yeah?" says the hippie.***



    ***"Yeah!" say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday***

    ***night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a

    robe with ***

    ***a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and

    pop up in the cemetery claiming to be
    God."***



    ***The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery as***

    ***suggested on the next Tuesday night.***



    ***"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his

    face.***

    ***"Have sex with me."***



    ***The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to

    anal***

    ***sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.***



    ***'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he

    finishes,***

    ***he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.***



    ***"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"***



    ***"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver"**



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    That is just wrong LOL! Now some hippie is gonna read this and be forever terrified of riding buses.

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    I wonder if he had a smoke after????

    It was quite funny, in a distorted, sick kind of way!!!!

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    That is just disgusting in a distorted, sick, kind of way!!
    You are a sniper when all other methods to save a life are failing...
    You are a counter-sniper when someone else thinks they are as good as you with a rifle.

    Nec hostium timete, nec amicum reusate - Audentes fortuna iuvat - Nemo me impune laedere
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    that was funny ...

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    But.........SRT......you DID like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy View Post
    But.........SRT......you DID like it.
    NOT!!!

    What part of disgusting or sick or distorted did you not get??
    You are a sniper when all other methods to save a life are failing...
    You are a counter-sniper when someone else thinks they are as good as you with a rifle.

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    Snot!

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    I will give you this much Lizzy... The hippie deserved what he got for trying to pork a NUN!!
    You are a sniper when all other methods to save a life are failing...
    You are a counter-sniper when someone else thinks they are as good as you with a rifle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SRT Sniper View Post
    I will give you this much Lizzy... The hippie deserved what he got for trying to pork a NUN!!
    And the busdriver got a tip.
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    LOL Ms Ducky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    And the busdriver got a tip.
    Actually,uhhh,well ,uhhh I think the hippie is the one that got the "tip"

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    oh that is my kind of humor
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Not for nothing but i think this joke is based on fact...I had many complaints of people throughout my career claiming "I didn't know it was a man" ouch!!!.
    but then again it was in th west village..

 

 

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