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    Princess Valencia's Bitch

    This is an online chat I had awhile back one night when I was feeling rather asshole-ish. It's a little something I'm including in a book I'm writing. Gozzy "triple dog dared" me to post it here. SO try not to laugh too hard...

    joshi_luvsu: hello baby
    me: baby?
    me: do i know u?
    joshi_luvsu: yes l calle u baby
    joshi_luvsu: becos u are so beautiful
    me: buuuut, u havent earned the right to call me pet names like that
    joshi_luvsu: oh
    joshi_luvsu: ok
    joshi_luvsu: hello princess
    joshi_luvsu: does that sounds better?
    me: isnt that a pet name?
    joshi_luvsu: it isnt
    me: yeah i think it is
    joshi_luvsu: it a name given to a daugther of a King
    joshi_luvsu: so how are u princess
    joshi_luvsu: am josh and u?
    me: hello josh, my name is not princess.
    joshi_luvsu: ok
    joshi_luvsu: tell me ur name
    me: Valencia
    joshi_luvsu: wow
    joshi_luvsu: that's a sweet sexy name
    me: .....thanks
    joshi_luvsu: l love the name
    joshi_luvsu: l will keep calling the name
    joshi_luvsu: Valencia
    joshi_luvsu: what do u do 4 a living?
    me: shoot people. what do u do?
    joshi_luvsu: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    joshi_luvsu: with gun?
    me: no with my ass
    me: i shoot the shit ya know
    joshi_luvsu: oh ok
    me: its one of my fetishes
    joshi_luvsu: oh ic
    me: u like kinky women?
    joshi_luvsu: like u Valencia
    me: no im not kinky, im just 10-96 (mental)
    joshi_luvsu: awwwwwwwwwwwwww
    joshi_luvsu: u must be a funny girl
    me: theres no laughing in my bedroom
    joshi_luvsu: Oh my goodnes
    joshi_luvsu: u are making me to laugh
    joshi_luvsu: do u have a web cam?
    me: why u laughin
    joshi_luvsu: u made me to laught
    me: but im not being funny
    joshi_luvsu: whatever
    joshi_luvsu: do u have a webcam?
    me: yes
    joshi_luvsu: can l see u Valencia on cam
    joshi_luvsu: please
    me: no
    joshi_luvsu: why?
    me: uve been bad. laughing at me. i dont like being laughed at.
    joshi_luvsu: nope am not laughing at u
    joshi_luvsu: why will l do that
    me: are u submissive
    joshi_luvsu: yes
    joshi_luvsu: am very humble
    joshi_luvsu: honest,kind,caring,loving,gent le
    me: no no
    joshi_luvsu: u seems to be hard on me
    me: would u be my bitch
    joshi_luvsu: l guess someone has hurt u b4
    joshi_luvsu: yes
    joshi_luvsu: can l see Princess Valencia on cam
    me: i told u, cracka ass, dont CALL ME THAT
    joshi_luvsu: sorry
    joshi_luvsu: am stupid
    joshi_luvsu: valencia
    joshi_luvsu: right no princess
    joshi_luvsu: since u refused to show on cam
    joshi_luvsu: lwill show u my cam *i denied his request to show cam*
    joshi_luvsu: wow
    joshi_luvsu: l have never met any girl tat is as har as u are
    joshi_luvsu: please l just want to be ur bitch
    joshi_luvsu: that all
    me: dude
    joshi_luvsu: ye
    joshi_luvsu: s
    joshi_luvsu: Valencia
    me: u have serious issues and need serious help if ur gonna sit there and let a woman treat u like this. be gone, please.

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    i just cry every time i read it
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Sounds typical to me.
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    hahaha, what a dummy.

    Sooo anyhow.... Valencia, can I see u on cam?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian View Post
    Sooo anyhow.... Valencia, can I see u on cam?
    I'm sad to report that my alter ego "Valencia" and her webcam are both currently out of commission. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    I'm sad to report that my alter ego "Valencia" and her webcam are both currently out of commission. Sorry.
    Come on princess, u r being 2 hard on me! I am kind, compassionate, gen erous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian View Post
    Come on princess, u r being 2 hard on me! I am kind, compassionate, gen erous.
    ....but are you submissive?

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    hahaha

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    What an idiot, you'd think he would have given up long before he asked about the webcam.

    That was pretty funny, though.




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    Wow. I'd never let a woman talk to me like that- at least until we've met face to face.

    I don't know who needed a mushroom stamp more- Princess Valencia or Joshy-poo there.
    The virtue of spirit has no need for thanks or approval. Only the certain conviction that what has been done is right. -Jor El, as played by Marlon Brando

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    Lol

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    Say my name!! Say my name!!

    hahahahaha. Too friggin funny.

 

 

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