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10-03-06, 04:41 PM #11*girl Guest
Princess Valencia's Bitch
This is an online chat I had awhile back one night when I was feeling rather asshole-ish. It's a little something I'm including in a book I'm writing. Gozzy "triple dog dared" me to post it here. SO try not to laugh too hard...
joshi_luvsu: hello baby
me: do i know u?
joshi_luvsu: yes l calle u baby
joshi_luvsu: becos u are so beautiful
me: buuuut, u havent earned the right to call me pet names like that
joshi_luvsu: hello princess
joshi_luvsu: does that sounds better?
me: isnt that a pet name?
joshi_luvsu: it isnt
me: yeah i think it is
joshi_luvsu: it a name given to a daugther of a King
joshi_luvsu: so how are u princess
joshi_luvsu: am josh and u?
me: hello josh, my name is not princess.
joshi_luvsu: tell me ur name
joshi_luvsu: that's a sweet sexy name
joshi_luvsu: l love the name
joshi_luvsu: l will keep calling the name
joshi_luvsu: what do u do 4 a living?
me: shoot people. what do u do?
joshi_luvsu: with gun?
me: no with my ass
me: i shoot the shit ya know
joshi_luvsu: oh ok
me: its one of my fetishes
joshi_luvsu: oh ic
me: u like kinky women?
joshi_luvsu: like u Valencia
me: no im not kinky, im just 10-96 (mental)
joshi_luvsu: u must be a funny girl
me: theres no laughing in my bedroom
joshi_luvsu: Oh my goodnes
joshi_luvsu: u are making me to laugh
joshi_luvsu: do u have a web cam?
me: why u laughin
joshi_luvsu: u made me to laught
me: but im not being funny
joshi_luvsu: do u have a webcam?
joshi_luvsu: can l see u Valencia on cam
me: uve been bad. laughing at me. i dont like being laughed at.
joshi_luvsu: nope am not laughing at u
joshi_luvsu: why will l do that
me: are u submissive
joshi_luvsu: am very humble
joshi_luvsu: honest,kind,caring,loving,gent le
me: no no
joshi_luvsu: u seems to be hard on me
me: would u be my bitch
joshi_luvsu: l guess someone has hurt u b4
joshi_luvsu: can l see Princess Valencia on cam
me: i told u, cracka ass, dont CALL ME THAT
joshi_luvsu: am stupid
joshi_luvsu: right no princess
joshi_luvsu: since u refused to show on cam
joshi_luvsu: lwill show u my cam *i denied his request to show cam*
joshi_luvsu: l have never met any girl tat is as har as u are
joshi_luvsu: please l just want to be ur bitch
joshi_luvsu: that all
me: u have serious issues and need serious help if ur gonna sit there and let a woman treat u like this. be gone, please.
10-03-06, 04:47 PM #2
oh no you did'int
i just cry every time i read ithttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
10-03-06, 04:57 PM #3
Sounds typical to me.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
10-03-06, 05:23 PM #4
hahaha, what a dummy.
Sooo anyhow.... Valencia, can I see u on cam?
10-03-06, 05:41 PM #51*girl Guest
10-03-06, 05:41 PM #6
Stupidity Recognition Technician
10-03-06, 05:44 PM #7
10-03-06, 05:48 PM #81*girl Guest
10-03-06, 05:52 PM #9
10-03-06, 06:03 PM #10
What an idiot, you'd think he would have given up long before he asked about the webcam.
That was pretty funny, though.
10-03-06, 06:26 PM #11
Wow. I'd never let a woman talk to me like that- at least until we've met face to face.
I don't know who needed a mushroom stamp more- Princess Valencia or Joshy-poo there.The virtue of spirit has no need for thanks or approval. Only the certain conviction that what has been done is right. -Jor El, as played by Marlon Brando
10-03-06, 06:37 PM #121*girl Guest
10-03-06, 10:45 PM #13
Say my name!! Say my name!!
hahahahaha. Too friggin funny.
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