Princess Valencia's Bitch

[1*girl]

This is an online chat I had awhile back one night when I was feeling rather asshole-ish. It's a little something I'm including in a book I'm writing. Gozzy "triple dog dared" me to post it here. SO try not to laugh too hard...

joshi_luvsu: hello baby
me: baby?
me: do i know u?
joshi_luvsu: yes l calle u baby
joshi_luvsu: becos u are so beautiful
me: buuuut, u havent earned the right to call me pet names like that
joshi_luvsu: oh
joshi_luvsu: ok
joshi_luvsu: hello princess
joshi_luvsu: does that sounds better?
me: isnt that a pet name?
joshi_luvsu: it isnt
me: yeah i think it is
joshi_luvsu: it a name given to a daugther of a King
joshi_luvsu: so how are u princess
joshi_luvsu: am josh and u?
me: hello josh, my name is not princess.
joshi_luvsu: ok
joshi_luvsu: tell me ur name
me: Valencia
joshi_luvsu: wow
joshi_luvsu: that's a sweet sexy name
me: .....thanks
joshi_luvsu: l love the name
joshi_luvsu: l will keep calling the name
joshi_luvsu: Valencia
joshi_luvsu: what do u do 4 a living?
me: shoot people. what do u do?
joshi_luvsu: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
joshi_luvsu: with gun?
me: no with my ass
me: i shoot the shit ya know
joshi_luvsu: oh ok
me: its one of my fetishes
joshi_luvsu: oh ic
me: u like kinky women?
joshi_luvsu: like u Valencia
me: no im not kinky, im just 10-96 (mental)
joshi_luvsu: awwwwwwwwwwwwww
joshi_luvsu: u must be a funny girl
me: theres no laughing in my bedroom
joshi_luvsu: Oh my goodnes
joshi_luvsu: u are making me to laugh
joshi_luvsu: do u have a web cam?
me: why u laughin
joshi_luvsu: u made me to laught
me: but im not being funny
joshi_luvsu: whatever
joshi_luvsu: do u have a webcam?
me: yes
joshi_luvsu: can l see u Valencia on cam
joshi_luvsu: please
me: no
joshi_luvsu: why?
me: uve been bad. laughing at me. i dont like being laughed at.
joshi_luvsu: nope am not laughing at u
joshi_luvsu: why will l do that
me: are u submissive
joshi_luvsu: yes
joshi_luvsu: am very humble
joshi_luvsu: honest,kind,caring,loving,gent le
me: no no
joshi_luvsu: u seems to be hard on me
me: would u be my bitch
joshi_luvsu: l guess someone has hurt u b4
joshi_luvsu: yes
joshi_luvsu: can l see Princess Valencia on cam
me: i told u, cracka ass, dont CALL ME THAT
joshi_luvsu: sorry
joshi_luvsu: am stupid
joshi_luvsu: valencia
joshi_luvsu: right no princess
joshi_luvsu: since u refused to show on cam
joshi_luvsu: lwill show u my cam *i denied his request to show cam*
joshi_luvsu: wow
joshi_luvsu: l have never met any girl tat is as har as u are
joshi_luvsu: please l just want to be ur bitch
joshi_luvsu: that all
me: dude
joshi_luvsu: ye
joshi_luvsu: s
joshi_luvsu: Valencia
me: u have serious issues and need serious help if ur gonna sit there and let a woman treat u like this. be gone, please.

[gozling]

oh no you did'int



i just cry every time i read it

[Ducky]

Sounds typical to me.

[Virginian]

hahaha, what a dummy.

Sooo anyhow.... Valencia, can I see u on cam?

[1*girl]

Sooo anyhow.... Valencia, can I see u on cam?

I'm sad to report that my alter ego "Valencia" and her webcam are both currently out of commission. Sorry.

[zap]

ROFLMAO

[Virginian]

I'm sad to report that my alter ego "Valencia" and her webcam are both currently out of commission. Sorry.

Come on princess, u r being 2 hard on me! I am kind, compassionate, gen erous.

[1*girl]

Come on princess, u r being 2 hard on me! I am kind, compassionate, gen erous.

....but are you submissive?

[Virginian]

hahaha

[Buttercup]

What an idiot, you'd think he would have given up long before he asked about the webcam.

That was pretty funny, though.

[TheOldRhino]

Wow. I'd never let a woman talk to me like that- at least until we've met face to face.

I don't know who needed a mushroom stamp more- Princess Valencia or Joshy-poo there.

[1*girl]

Lol

[Growler]

Say my name!! Say my name!!

hahahahaha. Too friggin funny.