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    Exclamation Brad answer your phone!!!

    Hey Cracka!!!!!


    Answer your phone. Did you get my message
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


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    Didn't get your message yet. I am letting my cell phone charge right now. It's dead. How dead? Steve Irwin is more alive than my cell phone's battery...oops. Give me a few minutes to take a shit, and I will give you a call back.

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    Are you too good to talk to me on the phone while you are shitting????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
    Life is to short not to experience Lazy Fed
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    Sorry, but this one required lots of focus and grunting. I'll giving you a call in a second.

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    Oh...a howler.
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    Thanks for the birthday call you lazy fed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
    And a round thing in your face
    Sir Termalot, what's that in your signature, your new rap song?

    BTW, I think you meant "waist", not "waste" ... Or maybe waste products? You're talking about butts after all

    When you're the new Vanilla Ice, remember all us who provoked you into it.

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    Happy Birthday! I tryed calling you, but it said, "this call in a $4.95 per minute call, what the heck are you doing bro?

    I though you change your phone #, dang you still have that 1-900 come talk to me boy... oops... hahahahaaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    TxCharlie Got Back by Sir Termalot
    I like TxCharlie and I cannot lie
    Ain't no food he can't fry
    With a big round ass and a big fat waste
    I'd like to get that in my face
    I get sprung, when's he's shakin'
    It makes the ground earthquakin'
    So call 1-900-Termalot
    and do that nasty thing, TxCharlie got back...

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    BRad never answers his damn phone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    BRad never answers his damn phone
    Actually, I've got this new caller ID system that won't allow calls from Mexico....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Actually, I've got this new caller ID system that won't allow calls from Mexico....
    yea well you still love the cock

 

 

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