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10-08-06, 10:50 PM #1
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Funny Story
Hey guys thought you would laugh at this one, the other night at work we had to call in ERT to do a cell extraction, the inmate was non-compliant and was sprayed with the proper amount of OC, after being sprayed he still resisted, the team then deployed a Def-tech, or commonly known FLASHBANG. it was so loudin the cell block it shook the building, but here'
s the best part. he thought he was shot, after it went off he started crying " Why'd you shoot me,they shot me,they shot me"!! The whole block started yelling why 'd you shoot'em. The team started laughing at the CON and he then realized he was not shot, and got a little more compliant and lot more sheepish,LOLOL.
Giggity giggity Goo!
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10-08-06, 11:45 PM #2
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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
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10-09-06, 12:03 AM #3
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Maybe you should have told them that it's legal now to shoot noncompliant inmates.
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10-09-06, 05:07 PM #4
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Quality story
I always liked cell extractions, they're excitingNo one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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10-09-06, 07:43 PM #5
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Taser, taser, taser
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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10-09-06, 07:49 PM #6
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Originally Posted by conalabu
I miss having a Taser
Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.
May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)
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Where did yours go? Originally Posted by chris2001
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I miss having a Taser No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
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10-10-06, 06:04 PM #8
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Maybe it slipped behind the couch? Originally Posted by jmur5074
Why would prisoners not want to leave their cells? It's not like those cells are such great places to be, right?
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10-10-06, 06:22 PM #9
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that was funny!!!
i would have prolly messed with him more and said some things like...
well because....
but then thats my mood right now and i can be a big meanie head...http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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