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    Funny Story

    Hey guys thought you would laugh at this one, the other night at work we had to call in ERT to do a cell extraction, the inmate was non-compliant and was sprayed with the proper amount of OC, after being sprayed he still resisted, the team then deployed a Def-tech, or commonly known FLASHBANG. it was so loudin the cell block it shook the building, but here' s the best part. he thought he was shot, after it went off he started crying " Why'd you shoot me,they shot me,they shot me"!! The whole block started yelling why 'd you shoot'em. The team started laughing at the CON and he then realized he was not shot, and got a little more compliant and lot more sheepish,LOLOL.
    Giggity giggity Goo!

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    Lead is very hazardous to your health.
    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


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    Maybe you should have told them that it's legal now to shoot noncompliant inmates.
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    Quality story

    I always liked cell extractions, they're exciting
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    Taser, taser, taser
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Taser, taser, taser
    +1

    I miss having a Taser
    Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.

    Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001 View Post
    +1

    I miss having a Taser
    Where did yours go?
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Where did yours go?
    Maybe it slipped behind the couch?

    Why would prisoners not want to leave their cells? It's not like those cells are such great places to be, right?

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    that was funny!!!
    i would have prolly messed with him more and said some things like...
    well because....
    but then thats my mood right now and i can be a big meanie head...
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

 

 

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