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    Way TOOO much INFO


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    LMAO!!!! You are just as bored as me!!!!
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    That was hilarious....though I'd like to make a revision. I am charging $1.50!

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    you guys are sick hahahaahahaahahaah

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    Brad, you really should think about charging $2.00, then you won't have to keep that coin dispenser on your belt.




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    Reminds me of that gay guy off of Reno 911! at the taco place. Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    Reminds me of that gay guy off of Reno 911! at the taco place. Lol.

    Hahahaha that guy is hilarious! "Oranges! I'm just selling oranges on this corner, then placing them in peoples laps!"
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    Wow...i'm speechless...which to those of you who know me...it's a very rare thing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kay88 View Post
    Wow...i'm speechless...which to those of you who know me...it's a very rare thing!
    Glad I could Help!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    That was hilarious....though I'd like to make a revision. I am charging $1.50!
    Why did you give me mine free?
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    The new Reca sandwhich

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    Ok I'm finished - Who wants sloppy seconds?!!!

    I don't think Brad has any soap in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewell View Post
    Hahahaha that guy is hilarious! "Oranges! I'm just selling oranges on this corner, then placing them in peoples laps!"
    "Terry, yuo know you're not supposed to be giving handjobs in the bathroom here at Tacos, Tacos, Tacos, Tacos."

    That guy is fucking hilarious. Anyone seen "Grandma's Boy"? Good flick.
    "If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970

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    That explains what I saw yesterday while driving- Im glad I took a pic!

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    Canada, huh? Almost made it...

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