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10-10-06, 02:56 PM #1
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oooo tipsy
so... i didnt realize that today I had off... I went to work and sgts like .....
so.. long story short I come home after getting my loaner car all packed up because I still dont have my crashed up one back yet... it was disgusting so i got home and cleaned the food particles off the radio ec.t...
then...
my favorite thing to do...
cook..
I have my bottle of red wine (only need one glass and i am looped.. have had 3 so i am only in my apron about now dancing with my cat)
I've made sausage stuffed mushrooms, and a whole chicken with the stuffing.. sauteed onions with it all and have made that awsome green bean caserole with the onions on it ....
on the chicken its so neat.. i pull up the skin and put orange slices there.. OMG the flavor is amazing with the hint of orange...
I cant wait to make the gravy from the juices....
and double stuffed mashed taters with real bacon pieces, chives and cheese LMAO...
mmm on to the sugary stuff soon... not sure what it will be yet.. have to scope out the kitchen more...
thanks for listening.....
is it a bad thing that I am tipsy, alone right now and cooking for an army?
i guess i need to make some phone calls hee heee
*twirl... twirl.. twirl*http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-10-06, 02:58 PM #2
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I am on my way, Goz.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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10-10-06, 03:03 PM #3
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woo hoooo...
but you have to only wear an apron too
an apron too on conalbu...
oh dearhttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-10-06, 03:06 PM #4
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Feed me, Goz, and you may do what you wish to me.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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10-10-06, 03:11 PM #5
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hee hee.. its times like this i wish i had a camera thingy that went to the internet....
did i say that outloud???
hmmmm its almost limmerick time
there once was a conalabu
he munches on grasshopper stew
an ocifer from north carolina
damn in that apron cant be much finer
he dangles that stir stick so true....http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-10-06, 03:16 PM #6
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I believe you have made me blush.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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10-10-06, 03:24 PM #7
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oh my dearest apron wearing grasshopper
no blushing its a sure show stopper
lets make a decision on meat
dark or light, choices the treat
and then after lets work on the chompershttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-10-06, 04:18 PM #8
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Interesting.
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
~
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10-10-06, 04:45 PM #9
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1700 hours and already smashed LOL!!!! Sounds like a good time!!!!
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10-10-06, 04:50 PM #10
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Originally Posted by gozling
so... i didnt realize that today I had off... I went to work and sgts like .....
so.. long story short I come home after getting my loaner car all packed up because I still dont have my crashed up one back yet... it was disgusting so i got home and cleaned the food particles off the radio ec.t...
then...
my favorite thing to do...
cook..
I have my bottle of red wine (only need one glass and i am looped.. have had 3 so i am only in my apron about now dancing with my cat)
I've made sausage stuffed mushrooms, and a whole chicken with the stuffing.. sauteed onions with it all and have made that awsome green bean caserole with the onions on it ....
on the chicken its so neat.. i pull up the skin and put orange slices there.. OMG the flavor is amazing with the hint of orange...
I cant wait to make the gravy from the juices....
and double stuffed mashed taters with real bacon pieces, chives and cheese LMAO...
mmm on to the sugary stuff soon... not sure what it will be yet.. have to scope out the kitchen more...
thanks for listening.....
is it a bad thing that I am tipsy, alone right now and cooking for an army?
i guess i need to make some phone calls hee heee
*twirl... twirl.. twirl*
Posting under the influence I see..
::::writes citation for PUI::::
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10-10-06, 05:00 PM #11
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Originally Posted by Autumn2009
Im not sure if your old enough to be reading this"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice
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10-10-06, 05:03 PM #12
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I think I can handle it. Originally Posted by wcso234
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
~
On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
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10-10-06, 05:09 PM #13
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party at gozzies!!!SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
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10-10-06, 05:13 PM #14
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Originally Posted by OFK
Posting under the influence I see..
::::writes citation for PUI::::
and i throw dog pui on you shoes...(name the stand up comic) lol..
ut oh... im gonna be thread arrested....
the gozzy is now thread arrested
but what if she gives real good h***
would OFK let me be
while im down on my knees
or is the thread used only in bed
oh dear...
its key lime pie for everyonehttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
-
10-10-06, 05:28 PM #15
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Gozzy dear, I didn't know that you swing that way.
And it was Steve Martin.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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10-10-06, 05:30 PM #16
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Originally Posted by Ducky
Gozzy dear, I didn't know that you swing that way.
And it was Steve Martin.
Hey ducky, you take what you can get
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10-10-06, 05:36 PM #17
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Originally Posted by OFK
Hey ducky, you take what you can get hee heee
i wanted to ask... thread arrested..
sounds like it would hurt the wrists more than cuffs....
can you use fuzzy thread so it wont hurt?
I promise i will behave...
lolhttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
-
10-10-06, 05:47 PM #18
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I love key lime pie. I love a good wine. I love a finely cooked meal. And the idea of Goz dancing around a kitchen in an apron....
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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10-10-06, 05:52 PM #19
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Originally Posted by conalabu
I love key lime pie. I love a good wine. I love a finely cooked meal. And the idea of Goz dancing around a kitchen in an apron....
werent you the one the other night with the wine? hee hee...
NC is only 16 hours ... start driving...
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
-
10-10-06, 06:04 PM #20
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Originally Posted by gozling
werent you the one the other night with the wine? hee hee...
NC is only 16 hours ... start driving...
AHHHH I will be hittin it tonight!
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