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    oooo tipsy

    so... i didnt realize that today I had off... I went to work and sgts like .....

    so.. long story short I come home after getting my loaner car all packed up because I still dont have my crashed up one back yet... it was disgusting so i got home and cleaned the food particles off the radio ec.t...

    then...

    my favorite thing to do...

    cook..

    I have my bottle of red wine (only need one glass and i am looped.. have had 3 so i am only in my apron about now dancing with my cat)

    I've made sausage stuffed mushrooms, and a whole chicken with the stuffing.. sauteed onions with it all and have made that awsome green bean caserole with the onions on it ....

    on the chicken its so neat.. i pull up the skin and put orange slices there.. OMG the flavor is amazing with the hint of orange...
    I cant wait to make the gravy from the juices....
    and double stuffed mashed taters with real bacon pieces, chives and cheese LMAO...

    mmm on to the sugary stuff soon... not sure what it will be yet.. have to scope out the kitchen more...

    thanks for listening.....
    is it a bad thing that I am tipsy, alone right now and cooking for an army?

    i guess i need to make some phone calls hee heee

    *twirl... twirl.. twirl*
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    I am on my way, Goz.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    woo hoooo...
    but you have to only wear an apron too

    an apron too on conalbu...
    oh dear
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Feed me, Goz, and you may do what you wish to me.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    hee hee.. its times like this i wish i had a camera thingy that went to the internet....

    did i say that outloud???

    hmmmm its almost limmerick time

    there once was a conalabu
    he munches on grasshopper stew
    an ocifer from north carolina
    damn in that apron cant be much finer
    he dangles that stir stick so true....
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    I believe you have made me blush.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    oh my dearest apron wearing grasshopper
    no blushing its a sure show stopper
    lets make a decision on meat
    dark or light, choices the treat
    and then after lets work on the chompers
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Interesting.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    1700 hours and already smashed LOL!!!! Sounds like a good time!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    so... i didnt realize that today I had off... I went to work and sgts like .....

    so.. long story short I come home after getting my loaner car all packed up because I still dont have my crashed up one back yet... it was disgusting so i got home and cleaned the food particles off the radio ec.t...

    then...

    my favorite thing to do...

    cook..

    I have my bottle of red wine (only need one glass and i am looped.. have had 3 so i am only in my apron about now dancing with my cat)

    I've made sausage stuffed mushrooms, and a whole chicken with the stuffing.. sauteed onions with it all and have made that awsome green bean caserole with the onions on it ....

    on the chicken its so neat.. i pull up the skin and put orange slices there.. OMG the flavor is amazing with the hint of orange...
    I cant wait to make the gravy from the juices....
    and double stuffed mashed taters with real bacon pieces, chives and cheese LMAO...

    mmm on to the sugary stuff soon... not sure what it will be yet.. have to scope out the kitchen more...

    thanks for listening.....
    is it a bad thing that I am tipsy, alone right now and cooking for an army?

    i guess i need to make some phone calls hee heee

    *twirl... twirl.. twirl*


    Posting under the influence I see..

    ::::writes citation for PUI::::


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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    Interesting.

    Im not sure if your old enough to be reading this
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    Quote Originally Posted by wcso234 View Post
    Im not sure if your old enough to be reading this
    I think I can handle it.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    party at gozzies!!!
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    Lead is very hazardous to your health.
    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


    "I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
    - Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    Posting under the influence I see..

    ::::writes citation for PUI::::


    and i throw dog pui on you shoes...(name the stand up comic) lol..

    ut oh... im gonna be thread arrested....


    the gozzy is now thread arrested
    but what if she gives real good h***
    would OFK let me be
    while im down on my knees
    or is the thread used only in bed

    oh dear...
    its key lime pie for everyone
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Gozzy dear, I didn't know that you swing that way.

    And it was Steve Martin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Gozzy dear, I didn't know that you swing that way.

    And it was Steve Martin.


    Hey ducky, you take what you can get

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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    Hey ducky, you take what you can get
    hee heee

    i wanted to ask... thread arrested..
    sounds like it would hurt the wrists more than cuffs....
    can you use fuzzy thread so it wont hurt?
    I promise i will behave...

    lol
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    I love key lime pie. I love a good wine. I love a finely cooked meal. And the idea of Goz dancing around a kitchen in an apron....



    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    I love key lime pie. I love a good wine. I love a finely cooked meal. And the idea of Goz dancing around a kitchen in an apron....




    werent you the one the other night with the wine? hee hee...
    NC is only 16 hours ... start driving...
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    werent you the one the other night with the wine? hee hee...
    NC is only 16 hours ... start driving...

    AHHHH I will be hittin it tonight!

 

 
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