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10-10-06, 06:11 PM #1
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10-10-06, 06:15 PM #2
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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that sounds like an old joke from a long time ago...thus old i guess lol...but now its been internetized
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
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The sun turn tail and
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To his world of illusion
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10-10-06, 06:15 PM #3
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That's pretty original.
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10-10-06, 06:28 PM #4
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I thought it was funny, old or new.
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10-10-06, 06:35 PM #5
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Would you buy my box???
Originally Posted by Buttercup
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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10-10-06, 06:55 PM #6
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Hmm, I'm not exactly in need of a box. Originally Posted by fscf3801
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10-10-06, 06:57 PM #7
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Hmmm Well that's good, cause I don't have a box Originally Posted by Buttercup
Hmm, I'm not exactly in need of a box.
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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10-11-06, 01:06 AM #8
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wow...what people won't try to sell on ebay....and people are bidding too!! What is this world coming to?!?!
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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10-11-06, 08:37 AM #9
*insert witty remark here*
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Haha, the best part are all the comments
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10-11-06, 08:41 AM #10Cheech Guest
I just like the title of this. " Wife's Box"
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10-11-06, 09:30 AM #11
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Just too funny, I was laughing out loud while reading all those comments, and i love to laugh. i'll be thinking about this all day.............Yes somtimes i act like im 6
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10-11-06, 01:02 PM #12
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You know, I'm rather glad my box won't fit something that big.
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10-11-06, 04:31 PM #13
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Awww that box just needs a little BUTTER to assist in getting tha COCK in the TIGHT box. Or is it the box had a ring put on it and it will never open again?
Why does a Jewish bride smile as she walks down the aisle??
She knows she has already given her last B.J...
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
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10-11-06, 06:13 PM #14
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Originally Posted by E-man
Why does a Jewish bride smile as she walks down the aisle??
She knows she has already given her last B.J...
This isn't the first time you've told this joke. E-man are you letting repressed anger escape?
"To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division
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10-11-06, 06:58 PM #15
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Didn't sound repressed to me....
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