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    Attention: All scum!!!!!!


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    I'm going to print them up as fliers to pass out. Good advice!

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    And be courteous - do it in the bathtub.
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    And make sure the drain is open and the water is on .
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    Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.


    May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)

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    Anyone can find a Razor but it takes a man to get a 44..

    Remeber kids anything .38 or bigger and you get "blowback" into the cylinders.....LOL
    You guys know what Im talking about

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    But Wsco234 - that leaves a big mess, and nowadays you have to use a "special" cleaning service to handle bio-hazard disposal, which can be very expensive.

    I always thought the Eskimos had the right idea...find an ice flow and float away. No drama, no mess, no traumatized witnesses, no traffic jams (damn jumpers!) and some lucky orca gets an unexpected treat.
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    Whatever happened to just starting your car in the garage? Or leaping in front of the train and ending up as a grease spot on the L&N?

    (little O Brother in there for ya)
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    Canada, huh? Almost made it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesta311 View Post
    I'm going to print them up as fliers to pass out. Good advice!
    +1 on that!
    Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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