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10-10-06, 06:46 PM #1
Public Sevice Announcement
Attention: All scum!!!!!!
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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10-10-06, 07:00 PM #2
I'm going to print them up as fliers to pass out. Good advice!
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10-10-06, 07:40 PM #3
And be courteous - do it in the bathtub.
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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10-10-06, 08:07 PM #4
And make sure the drain is open and the water is on
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Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.
May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)
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The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS only.
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10-10-06, 09:13 PM #5
Anyone can find a Razor but it takes a man to get a 44..
Remeber kids anything .38 or bigger and you get "blowback" into the cylinders.....LOL
You guys know what Im talking about
"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice
#1 Rule in Police: Sometimes its easier to ask Forgiveness than it is to ask Permission
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
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10-10-06, 09:28 PM #6
But Wsco234 - that leaves a big mess, and nowadays you have to use a "special" cleaning service to handle bio-hazard disposal, which can be very expensive.
I always thought the Eskimos had the right idea...find an ice flow and float away. No drama, no mess, no traumatized witnesses, no traffic jams (damn jumpers!) and some lucky orca gets an unexpected treat.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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10-11-06, 12:24 AM #7
Whatever happened to just starting your car in the garage? Or leaping in front of the train and ending up as a grease spot on the L&N?
(little O Brother in there for ya)There are only two kinds of real justice left: street and poetic...
Canada, huh? Almost made it...
*DISCLAIMER*The opinions expressed here are my own delusions. My employer administraton would at best shake their heads and sigh; or at worst severely repudiate the content of these posts, should it ever manage to appear on their radar.
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10-11-06, 01:00 AM #8
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