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    Wink Girl's Night Out!

    Okay girls, pour yourself a drink and enjoy....click on sneak peek!

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    Pdawg, men are not meat to be gawked at.
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    As if I gawk! Really!!

    I admire them for their courage....to take their shirts off!

    And their bulging, ummmm....holsters...yeah, that's it....and their big, ummmm guns!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    As if I gawk! Really!!

    I admire them for their courage....to take their shirts off!

    And their bulging, ummmm....holsters...yeah, that's it....and their big, ummmm guns!

    You may not...but I'll admit to it...my eyes have about popped out!!!!

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    Gee, they're all in New Jersey. Hey, wait a minute - I'm in New Jersey, too!



    njpd must have been busy that day, he's not included for some reason.




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    When they said it is the garden state - they weren't kidding!

    Nice harvest!
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    I look like that!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    When they said it is the garden state - they weren't kidding!

    Nice harvest!

    Yes it certainly is. Why did they put that one guy in the middle of the field, though?




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    I really hate it when they use pictures of me without my permission! Bastards
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    You should sue them Trojan... And get a list of customers so you can personally thank them for looking at your picture in a lustful manor

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    Here's another one - and it's for a very good cause!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    I really hate it when they use pictures of me without my permission! Bastards
    Trojan. They never did pay us for that. I say we file a lawsuit.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    I just don't know why a woman would want a man with a six-pack.......when they can have one with a whole keg!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    Here's another one - and it's for a very good cause!

    http://www.freedomisnotfree.com/

    You know PDawg, we really shouldn't objectify men this way, they are much more than pretty faces and taut, strong, muscular bodies. We don't want to make them think that they are valued solely because of their physical attractiveness, nor should we give the impression that we are ignoring their identities as people.


    Did that sound sincere? Ok, now that I've gotten that out of the way....October and December are looking pretty good. Oh yeah.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior View Post
    Trojan. They never did pay us for that. I say we file a lawsuit.

    That is a shame that they used your picture without permission. Which one are you again?




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    WHy are new jersey cops fucking huge? Is it a requirement to look like your on steroids there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    nor should we give the impression that we are ignoring their identities as people.


    Did that sound sincere? Ok, now that I've gotten that out of the way....October and December are looking pretty good. Oh yeah.


    Blah blah blah...

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    Ah, I was trying to be nice.




 

 
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