Is Terminator on vacation, bored or just lonely?

[nitestokker]

Jesus, Terminator. ELEVEN new threads so far just today. You okay? That must be a record! And the day is only half done. Maybe you should call Farva and play a round of putt-putt golf after some Jell-O shots or something. Get a girlfriend, dude! LOL!

[Hannibal]

Speaking of Farva, has anyone heard from Shrek?

[nitestokker]

Not a word. I haven't even been missing any dog food lately. Maybe he's with Deputy Jailer in Mexico.................

[Terminator]

Jesus, Terminator. ELEVEN new threads so far just today. You okay? That must be a record! And the day is only half done. Maybe you should call Farva and play a round of putt-putt golf after some Jell-O shots or something. Get a girlfriend, dude! LOL!

Not a record, though I probably have the record. Yesterday was my only day off for this whole week, so I decided to go crazy.

P.S.- I have a girlfriend. I told her I needed "me time" yesterday.

[nitestokker]

Did that "me-time" just include us or did you maybe close the curtains and "accidentially" log onto one of those nasty sites? C'mom now. We're all friends here. Oh, wait. I've got it. You met up with Shrek at the booby bar...that's why he's missing! What did you do, pay a Philipino hooker to give him a "trip around the world?" Maybe we should form a posse to find him.

[Terminator]

I cannot confirm or deny that Shrek is indeed with a trashy Philipino hooker in the Philipines working in a sweat shop, for $5.00 a week.