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    OK so....

    Here I am getting ready for work. I apply the various lotions to my body and I realize I am about out of my avocado body butter, so's I run to the body shop website and tragedy has occurred. They discontinued that particular flavor, and one that I have used for many years. As a creature of habit, this is devastating. I called them, cursed them. So I am left with a dilemma. Now as I frown through what else they have to offer, I see hope...


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    Avocado body butter? Seriously?
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    I must see pics first before the body rubs commence. Ronin you can come over anytime for a body rub big boy
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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801 View Post
    I must see pics first before the body rubs commence. Ronin you can come over anytime for a body rub big boy
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    Check Ebay, they always have the hard to find stuff or things that have been discontinued. Good luck in your quest for your avocado butter rub.

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    As scary as it is to say on this board and as many jokes as this is going to create. I've always used the Nut Body Butter... has a coconut type scent. I want to try the Strawberry though.

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    Sigh......I didn't want to be the first to say it, but I also like the Nut Body Butter as well as the Sesame. Lately though I've been using Origins' Shedonism body butter.




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    www.burtsbees.com Their stuff rocks

    I've tried some hemp lotion before, but my skin isn't dry enough. I didn't feel greasy so much as just soaked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh View Post
    As scary as it is to say on this board and as many jokes as this is going to create. I've always used the Nut Body Butter... has a coconut type scent. I want to try the Strawberry though.
    I always use the Brazil Nut Butter, though my daughter uses the Strawberry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh View Post
    As scary as it is to say on this board and as many jokes as this is going to create. I've always used the Nut Body Butter... has a coconut type scent. I want to try the Strawberry though.


    I have tried them all..(cept the hemp lol) I don't care for fruity, or coconut hence the avocado and it does not clash with perfume :sigh:

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
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    I refuse to put the same thing on my body that I have used on my feet

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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    I have tried them all..(cept the hemp lol) I don't care for fruity, or coconut hence the avocado and it does not clash with perfume :sigh:
    Ah. I only use the stuff at night before bed so I don't have the perfume problem.

    Burt's Bees stuff is pretty kick ass also. I love their milk and honey lotion, Ducky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OFK View Post
    I refuse to put the same thing on my body that I have used on my feet
    Feet?

    I think it's wrong to use cosmetics for a non-intended purpose.

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    Body Lotions??? Body Butter????


    I find it funny that women use all these creams and lotions on there bodies, yet recent studies show mens skin to be in better shape and age slower and more gracefully. Connection??? I dont know just wondering out loud.

    And before you ladies bomb me, yes I love the soft, silky, smooth skin you strive for.
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    I use the body butter for my feet, nothing else. My skin is really smooth otherwise, fortunately.

    BigDawg, part of the men/women issue could be the fact that men don't lay out in the sun for insane hours trying to get dark. I try to avoid things that have a high risk of cancer so my skin isn't dry or leathery and the chance of it becoming so later in life is low too.

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