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  1. 10-17-06, 05:07 PM #1
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    Lightbulb Hey guys

    Well my wife is in training in Georgia for two weeks and I have our eight thousand kids to watch. So I am going nucking futz. BTW


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    any family near you?

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    Get them to sell Tigers merchandise in a parking lot somewhere.



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    Want me to check on your wife for ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    Want me to check on your wife for ya?

    no need she's taken care of
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    I got some Chuck E Cheese coupons - want 'em?
    He's not allowed back there since he tried to hump the mouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Get them to sell Tigers merchandise in a parking lot somewhere.

    "Stupid should hurt."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior View Post
    He's not allowed back there since he tried to hump the mouse.
    Wasn't there also some issue with him misunderstanding the ball pit?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Wasn't there also some issue with him misunderstanding the ball pit?
    Ewwww.....I forgot about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE LAW View Post
    no need she's taken care of
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    Did you just molest yourself, or did you go all the way?

    I have a feeling that we're only getting half the truth.

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