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    Lightbulb Hey guys

    Well my wife is in training in Georgia for two weeks and I have our eight thousand kids to watch. So I am going nucking futz. BTW


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    any family near you?

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    Get them to sell Tigers merchandise in a parking lot somewhere.




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    Make some money by putting them to work. Paper routes, raking yards, washing cars, etc. Major Payne: "When I was six years old I had a FULL-TIME job!"

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    Want me to check on your wife for ya?
    dlefdal said:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    Want me to check on your wife for ya?

    no need she's taken care of

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
    Life is to short not to experience Lazy Fed
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    I got some Chuck E Cheese coupons - want 'em?
    He's not allowed back there since he tried to hump the mouse.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Get them to sell Tigers merchandise in a parking lot somewhere.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior View Post
    He's not allowed back there since he tried to hump the mouse.
    Wasn't there also some issue with him misunderstanding the ball pit?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Wasn't there also some issue with him misunderstanding the ball pit?
    Ewwww.....I forgot about that.
    Last edited by Hannibal; 10-17-06 at 08:15 PM.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE LAW View Post
    no need she's taken care of
    dlefdal said:
    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    Did you just molest yourself, or did you go all the way?

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    LOL Hilarious thread!!
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