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10-21-06, 10:34 PM #1
Ever get so bored, you just stare at your balls?
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To take the ride...
Who here has been hit?
How long did you ride for?
My time is coming very soon for my certification on the X26 Taser... eeeeek! lol
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10-21-06, 10:40 PM #2
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5 seconds! No pants soiling!
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Canada, huh? Almost made it...
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10-21-06, 10:42 PM #3
Ever get so bored, you just stare at your balls?
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heh... i don't think Im gonna take the full five.. call me a puss, but I only need 1/2 sec to be certified.. heh :winking: <--since smilies dont work..
I don't know how long i will go for.. maybe 1-2 seconds.. I don't need to be shot with a gun to know that sucks too... lol
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10-21-06, 10:49 PM #4
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The full five seconds got the T-shirt and Instructors Certificate.
It felt soooooo good when it stopped.
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10-21-06, 11:30 PM #5
Who?......Me?
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OK, i'm skeered now...::whatthehellhappenedtot hesmilies:::
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10-21-06, 11:39 PM #6
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Well, all I can say is that ............
<<<<<THAT SHIT SUCKS>>>>>
Good luck, sucks being you..
<smiley>
Oh and make sure thay they fire the probes at you or have them place the probes on your skin.. NOT on your clothes, SUcks a little less."Regulators, we regulate any stealin' of his property and we're damn good too. But you can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep, Regulators! Mount up!"
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10-21-06, 11:40 PM #7
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Norm ran out of money so they went on strike! <insert dlefdal's Mr. Green Smiley>
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10-22-06, 12:14 AM #8
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Took a full hit and then took a second shorter hit (one of the women broke the chain). felt like one of the dog shock collars only over your entire body. call me demented but it was kinda cool.
And a few smilies for those that couldn't:
still no smiles oh well I tried!
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10-22-06, 12:33 AM #9
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10-22-06, 03:24 AM #10
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10-22-06, 06:01 AM #11
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Let’s see, the worst pain you can imagine. Like getting hit with sledge hammers over every inch of your body at 19 times a second. The instructors will mess with you, and 1/2, hahahah, as if there fingers can work that fast!! LOL, your screwed, it sucks so bad and you will hurt for days!! It burns your skin like an open flame (smell your skin roasting and all).
But other than that, its ok.
BTW, Im fucking with you, it aint all that bad...........or is it? MUHAHAHAHAHASTOP RESISTING!!!!
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10-22-06, 06:18 AM #12
Ever get so bored, you just stare at your balls?
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Originally Posted by spcwes
Let’s see, the worst pain you can imagine. Like getting hit with sledge hammers over every inch of your body at 19 times a second. The instructors will mess with you, and 1/2, hahahah, as if there fingers can work that fast!! LOL, your screwed, it sucks so bad and you will hurt for days!! It burns your skin like an open flame (smell your skin roasting and all).
But other than that, its ok.
BTW, Im fucking with you, it aint all that bad...........or is it? MUHAHAHAHAHA
Ass!.. lol
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10-22-06, 08:42 AM #13
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And just how long have been wearing a dog shock collar, and why? Originally Posted by Angry Mexican
Took a full hit and then took a second shorter hit (one of the women broke the chain). felt like one of the dog shock collars only over your entire body. call me demented but it was kinda cool.
And a few smilies for those that couldn't:
still no smiles oh well I tried!
Never mind withdrawn; we really don't want to know.
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10-22-06, 08:46 AM #14
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Full five. Love the feeling of the electricity between my fillings. MMMmmm, just like mom used to make.
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10-22-06, 09:29 AM #15
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I was actually shot with the tazer (barbs had to be taken out of my shoulder and OUCH butt!)...not just touched by the probes.......my ride lasted I would guess 1-2 seconds.....we "ride" untill we drop....of course it felt longer than that, lol
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10-22-06, 01:00 PM #16
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WE have an instructor that took a class in Vegas and for a fifteen second ride, got the t-shirt and a free X-26 from taser Inc. In my opinion NOT worth it at all.
P."Regulators, we regulate any stealin' of his property and we're damn good too. But you can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep, Regulators! Mount up!"
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10-22-06, 01:25 PM #17
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It only hurts until the pain goes away...
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10-22-06, 03:49 PM #18
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The anticipation is far worse than the actual shooting. Did my 5 and it felt like I was peeing on an electric fence and couldnt stop.
Made me respect the weapon that much more though."Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail."
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10-22-06, 09:33 PM #19
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Wouldnt mind the free x26, but 15 seconds.. damn! Not gonna happen here.. lol Originally Posted by CO_Cop
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10-22-06, 10:41 PM #20
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2 seconds and hell that was long enough.......it sucks!!!!
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