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    To take the ride...

    Who here has been hit?

    How long did you ride for?

    My time is coming very soon for my certification on the X26 Taser... eeeeek! lol




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    heh... i don't think Im gonna take the full five.. call me a puss, but I only need 1/2 sec to be certified.. heh :winking: <--since smilies dont work..

    I don't know how long i will go for.. maybe 1-2 seconds.. I don't need to be shot with a gun to know that sucks too... lol


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    The full five seconds got the T-shirt and Instructors Certificate.

    It felt soooooo good when it stopped.

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    OK, i'm skeered now...::whatthehellhappenedtot hesmilies:::
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    Well, all I can say is that ............

    <<<<<THAT SHIT SUCKS>>>>>

    Good luck, sucks being you.. <smiley>

    Oh and make sure thay they fire the probes at you or have them place the probes on your skin.. NOT on your clothes, SUcks a little less.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just KC View Post
    whatthehellhappenedtothesmilie s
    Norm ran out of money so they went on strike! <insert dlefdal's Mr. Green Smiley>

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    Took a full hit and then took a second shorter hit (one of the women broke the chain). felt like one of the dog shock collars only over your entire body. call me demented but it was kinda cool.

    And a few smilies for those that couldn't:


    still no smiles oh well I tried!

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    Letís see, the worst pain you can imagine. Like getting hit with sledge hammers over every inch of your body at 19 times a second. The instructors will mess with you, and 1/2, hahahah, as if there fingers can work that fast!! LOL, your screwed, it sucks so bad and you will hurt for days!! It burns your skin like an open flame (smell your skin roasting and all).

    But other than that, its ok.











    BTW, Im fucking with you, it aint all that bad...........or is it? MUHAHAHAHAHA
    STOP RESISTING!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spcwes View Post
    Letís see, the worst pain you can imagine. Like getting hit with sledge hammers over every inch of your body at 19 times a second. The instructors will mess with you, and 1/2, hahahah, as if there fingers can work that fast!! LOL, your screwed, it sucks so bad and you will hurt for days!! It burns your skin like an open flame (smell your skin roasting and all).

    But other than that, its ok.











    BTW, Im fucking with you, it aint all that bad...........or is it? MUHAHAHAHAHA



    Ass!.. lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Angry Mexican View Post
    Took a full hit and then took a second shorter hit (one of the women broke the chain). felt like one of the dog shock collars only over your entire body. call me demented but it was kinda cool.

    And a few smilies for those that couldn't:


    still no smiles oh well I tried!
    And just how long have been wearing a dog shock collar, and why?



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    Full five. Love the feeling of the electricity between my fillings. MMMmmm, just like mom used to make.
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    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
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    I was actually shot with the tazer (barbs had to be taken out of my shoulder and OUCH butt!)...not just touched by the probes.......my ride lasted I would guess 1-2 seconds.....we "ride" untill we drop....of course it felt longer than that, lol
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    WE have an instructor that took a class in Vegas and for a fifteen second ride, got the t-shirt and a free X-26 from taser Inc. In my opinion NOT worth it at all.

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    "Regulators, we regulate any stealin' of his property and we're damn good too. But you can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep, Regulators! Mount up!"

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    The anticipation is far worse than the actual shooting. Did my 5 and it felt like I was peeing on an electric fence and couldnt stop.

    Made me respect the weapon that much more though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CO_Cop View Post
    WE have an instructor that took a class in Vegas and for a fifteen second ride, got the t-shirt and a free X-26 from taser Inc. In my opinion NOT worth it at all.

    P.
    Wouldnt mind the free x26, but 15 seconds.. damn! Not gonna happen here.. lol


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    2 seconds and hell that was long enough.......it sucks!!!!

 

 
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