Since T needs some recovery therapy

[OffDuty]

I was thinking that terminator is going to need some rehab and mas cervezas to be able to get well sooner, so maybe everyone could chip in and we can get him some rehab equipment...

The Stripper Pole



Tired of dragging your girl out to amateur strip night? Even more annoyed by her shitty performance? Make her practice ... in your living room! The Lil' Mynx Pro Pole fits perfectly in any room with 8-to-10 foot ceilings. The company claims that stripper poles "are popping up in thousands of homes across the country." This is definitely the best-kept secret on the planet.

But wait, there's another -- even bigger -- secret. Striptease aerobics is the "newest health & fitness craze to sweep the nation, quickly replacing Pilates."

You ever see how thin those strippers are? They certainly didn't waste their time on a Pilates mat. They were twirling around a pole. In fact, they weren't doing it for the money; they were doing it for the "strength and coordination you gain combined with the added bonus of eroticism."

Starting at only $229, you can have the original Lil Mynx in red, white, pink and black. Or, take it up a notch with stainless steel or brass. The pro pole, which has no discernible difference from the other steel one (makes you look sluttier?) is $450. Professional quality costs, people. Lil Mynx thoughtfully stocks accessories, too. There's a stud finder (to install the pole), some metal polish and even a CD called "Strip To It."

No one wants to be left behind. Don't be the last guy in your sketchy neighborhood to put a stripper pole in your house. How embarrassing. Pole dancing seems like the only way to ditch those pesky 10 pounds. So put up that pole, cue up track four and start stripping.

[conalabu]

I am thinking Terminator will not argue with you on this one.

[Virginian]

Even more annoyed by her shitty performance?

bwaaaaaaahahahahaha!

[cntryboy0531]

Screw that. for $10 I can get my paws on a ratchet pole that goes across a trailer in an 18 wheeler to keep cargo seperated. it might make a few cuts on her before she gets the hang of it, but it's extra incentive, and cheap.