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    I hated doing this but caught my first illegal alien


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    Shame on you, after all he did to get here.


    But.. who anal probed whom, I wonder?
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    You better make sure you clean out the rear seat extremely well. The extro-plamsa can cause mutation issues.

    You wouldn't want one of your fellow officers to contact that and grow eyes in the back of their head .... or a second penis.... or in the case of a female officer, a first penis.....
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    Next time keep your rear window rolled up while he's back there. Those little buggers like to jump right out through them and take off running!
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    Let me guess: He pulled that "I don't speak english" number on ya? Fucking aliens...
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    you did let him phone home, right?
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    Or at least gave him a phone call
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    its like locking up one of your own family members isnt it...


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    make sure he doesn't have any kids here in the states or else BAM..... he's staying
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    Great Tony.. Start a fucking intergalactic war. Fucking rookie bitch, never happy with just arresting the average crackhead.. Got to go starting some serious shit.

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    So it's ok for you to swim a river and come here, but because he flew here he isn't good enough for you??? Damn man that shits cold.
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    Tony's in charge of the anal probes, Ducky.

 

 

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