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    Calibrate your mouse

    Is your mouse calibrated?



    You should do this every few days. More often if you spend a lot of time on computer. I was shocked to see that this works!



    To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g.


    If that doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.


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    How about your clock?





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    hahaha!

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    Ok so if its out of whack how do I fix it?
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    my mouse keeps making squeeky noises!
    If you run from me...you'll just go to jail tired!

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    Let's try a different combination of letters...maybe that'll will help

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    Ha thats awesome...
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    *hands you blond coupons*
    i dont get it

    lol
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    Hmmph, that was hard to do with a laptop
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    ROFLMAO... ahhahahaahhahahaha
    *wipes tears from eyes*

    i finally got it

    geesh my fingers were tired... you said Y below... I thought you meant on my keyboard

    lol
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    ROFLMAO... ahhahahaahhahahaha
    *wipes tears from eyes*

    i finally got it

    geesh my fingers were tired... you said Y below... I thought you meant on my keyboard

    lol


    BAHAHAAAA now I am trying to figure out which was funnier!

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    Lmao
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    peekaboo... lol, had to do it......
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    Kai, you've just made my list!!! In memory of dlefdal


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