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11-01-06, 02:00 PM #1
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Calibrate your mouse
Is your mouse calibrated?
You should do this every few days. More often if you spend a lot of time on computer. I was shocked to see that this works!
To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g.
If that doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.
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11-01-06, 02:04 PM #2
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11-01-06, 02:05 PM #3
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hahaha!
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11-01-06, 03:20 PM #4
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Ok so if its out of whack how do I fix it?
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my mouse keeps making squeeky noises!
If you run from me...you'll just go to jail tired!
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11-01-06, 04:30 PM #7
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Let's try a different combination of letters...maybe that'll will help
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11-01-06, 06:31 PM #8
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Ha thats awesome...
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11-01-06, 07:29 PM #9
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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i dont get it
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
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11-01-06, 07:37 PM #10
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11-01-06, 07:38 PM #11
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ROFLMAO... ahhahahaahhahahaha
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i finally got it
geesh my fingers were tired... you said Y below... I thought you meant on my keyboard
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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11-01-06, 07:41 PM #12
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Originally Posted by gozling
BAHAHAAAA now I am trying to figure out which was funnier!
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11-02-06, 12:29 AM #13
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Lmao
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11-02-06, 01:14 AM #14
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peekaboo... lol, had to do it......
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11-02-06, 01:28 AM #15
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Kai, you've just made my list!!! In memory of dlefdal
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11-02-06, 03:01 AM #16
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Gozzy you are a friggin riot!!!!!! LMAO!!!!
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