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    Helpful hints for you Guys

    The Hormone Hostage

    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

    DANGEROUS:
    SAFER:
    SAFEST:
    ULTRA SAFE:

    What's for dinner?
    Can I help you with dinner?
    Where would you like to go for dinner?
    Here, have some Wine.

    Are you wearing that?
    Wow, you sure look good in brown!
    WOW! Look at you!
    Here, have some
    Wine.

    What are you so worked up about?
    Could we be overreacting?
    Here's my paycheck.
    Here, have some
    Wine.

    Should you be eating that?
    You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
    Here, have some
    Wine.

    What did you DO all day?
    I hope you didn't over-do it today.
    I've always loved you in that robe!
    Here, have some more Wine.


    13 Things PMS Stands For:


    1 Pass My Shotgun

    2 Psychotic Mood Shift

    3 Perpetual Munching Spree

    4 Puffy Mid-Section

    5 People Make me Sick

    6 Provide Me with Sweets

    7 Pardon My Sobbing

    8 Pimples May Surface

    9 Pass My Sweat pants

    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

    11. Plainly; Men Suck

    12. Pack My Stuff

    and my favorite one.

    13. Potential Murder Suspect

    Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!

    ...Or men who need a warning.

    And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!

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    here, have some whine.......jk!
    If you run from me...you'll just go to jail tired!

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    LOL red or white?

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    Thank you.

    We are the thin blue line
    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

 

 

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