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    Just something Funny

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    Hehehe! I caught that yesterday on Viral Videos - sweet!
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    Hey even some Liberals will understand that one!!!!
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    It sounds like he is speaking Norwegian, but I think it's Belgian, as there is a link to the condoms with a .be address.
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    HAHAHA, I was almost on the floor from that one. It's great that sometimes the funniest things are the "true-to-life" things.
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    hmmmm i think ive seen that somewhere............
    In memory of Carlos Borland.

    Trooper Borland was shot and killed when he stopped a car on I-80, just outside of Lovelock, Nevada, whose driver was wanted for not paying for gasoline. Unbeknownst to Trooper Borland, the suspect had just murdered two people in Texas and the vehicle was stolen. Before stopping the vehicle Trooper Borland had requested a check on the plates, but the plates had not yet been entered into NCIC. As he approached the vehicle the man pulled out a .38 caliber handgun and shot him in the head.

    The suspect was apprehended later that day. He was convicted of Trooper Borland's murder and sentenced to death.

    Trooper Borland had served with the agency for 1 year.

    BE SAFE COURTEOUS AND PROFESSIONAL WITH ALL YOUR CONTACTS, AND ALWAYS HAVE A BACK-UP PLAN ON HOW TO KILL THEM.

    GOD CREATED COPS SO THAT FIREMEN COULD HAVE HEROS TOO!!!

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    good example of no spanking.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountyFourteen View Post
    good example of no spanking.......
    +1 .......... now that was something he did need!
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