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    How To Be a Liberal

    LOL I saw this somewhere and it tickled my funny bone...

    How To Be A Perfect Liberal
    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Sudaam Hussein, the Chinese and North Korean communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.

    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

    16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

    18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal..

    20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

    21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.
    RIP Sarah Noll~11-8-87 to 4-17-08

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    The above message is part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

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    Why am I not surprised Jenna replied to this six minutes after it was posted?
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    I thought to be a liberal I would have to castrate myself and become a long haired dope smokin communist lovin hippy.
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    I like my guns too much to be a liberal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    The above message is part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
    If I thought you really believed that insteada trying to get a rise outa NiteStokker, I wouldn't have tried this again

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jenna again.
    Dammit, does this mean I have to start giving myself to the guys before I can give some of it to the ladies?
    Last edited by TXCharlie; 11-07-06 at 09:44 PM.

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