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    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
    asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot
    accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The
    florist is pleased and leaves the shop with his free haircut.

    Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank
    you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
    the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you.
    I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves
    the shop.

    Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card
    and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
    bill t he barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
    you. I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very
    happy and leaves the shop.

    Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card
    and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business"
    and "Becoming More Successful."

    Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
    bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
    you. I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very
    happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
    Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
    dlefdal said:
    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001 View Post
    Damn right if its free its free .
    Spoken like a true Democrat...

 

 

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