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11-06-06, 11:36 PM #1
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Soooo I went to the Sex store
I normally would not consider doing such a sinful thing, but a friend of mine just got divorced for the fourth time, SO I decided that it was time for her to try something new. I went on a dildo mission as a joke. I thought it would be simple but nooooooooooooooooo..The guy had to show me a whole plethora of self pleasuring masterpieces. MY GOD THESE things are practically remote controlled and there are like eight friggin buttons and controls for each component. It's so friggin complicated, yet so simple it's scary. (AND I GOT FREE BATTERIES!)
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11-07-06, 12:07 AM #2
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What a good friend you are!! LOL
I love those stores lol They are hilarious! Last time I went, their was this older, i mean old couple shopping....i swear like they were in their 70's. I could NOT stop cracking up!!**********************
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11-07-06, 12:44 AM #3
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Last time I went, some asshole started shouting about how we were all filthy, perverted sinners and we were all going to hell, and we should be ashamed of ourselves. He came in there JUST to start that shit. So now I buy online.
Besides, if the likes of HIM are going to be in heaven, it's going to be a bore.
Seriously though, it's an impressive range of toys out there, isn't it?
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11-07-06, 12:47 AM #4
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I tend to steer clear of those places. That was the first thing I did after i turned 18 (about 3 days after) and the guys I went in there with gave me shit because I actually went in there with them. One of them STILL gives me shit to this very day.....i don't go to them anymore...lol
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11-07-06, 12:48 AM #5
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So they do take out; how about home delivery?
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11-07-06, 12:57 AM #6
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Why there when you could have gone herte:
http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...ead.php?t=9760
Ihey have batteries too.
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11-07-06, 07:09 AM #7
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Originally Posted by Just KC
What a good friend you are!! LOL
I love those stores lol They are hilarious! Last time I went, their was this older, i mean old couple shopping....i swear like they were in their 70's. I could NOT stop cracking up!!
Now THAT is a visual I can live without LMAO
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11-07-06, 07:35 AM #8
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I not only give free batteries, but will provide hands on instructions all for free and as long as needed.
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Hey now, even old people need some lovin'. Originally Posted by Just KC
Last time I went, their was this older, i mean old couple shopping....i swear like they were in their 70's. I could NOT stop cracking up!!
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11-07-06, 09:11 AM #10
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I sure do Originally Posted by cajunguy
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11-07-06, 09:18 AM #11
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Well, I've HEARD that there are some stores of that nature that cater to women and provide a more comfortable atmosphere by, among other things, having knowledgeable all female employees and giving the store a more "mainstream" appearance. That's what I've heard, anyway. Originally Posted by kay88
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11-07-06, 09:59 AM #12
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really? there are places out there like that?
omg
are you ok?
how traumatized are you?
thats like stuff you only see in movies!
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11-07-06, 10:25 AM #13
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11-07-06, 10:43 AM #14
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So who played the man first.............you or your friend? Originally Posted by OFK
I normally would not consider doing such a sinful thing, but a friend of mine just got divorced for the fourth time, SO I decided that it was time for her to try something new. I went on a dildo mission as a joke. I thought it would be simple but nooooooooooooooooo..The guy had to show me a whole plethora of self pleasuring masterpieces. MY GOD THESE things are practically remote controlled and there are like eight friggin buttons and controls for each component. It's so friggin complicated, yet so simple it's scary. (AND I GOT FREE BATTERIES!)
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11-07-06, 12:16 PM #15
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http://www.collectionsetc.com/Item16262.aspx Close... and it's got "soothing vibrations" Originally Posted by PDawg
Ya know, G-d gave you hands for a reason.
And they never need batteries.
Now, if they could make a pillow with a hairy chest? I'd buy that!
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11-07-06, 12:18 PM #16
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Hmm, i'll have to look into that Originally Posted by Buttercup
Well, I've HEARD that there are some stores of that nature that cater to women and provide a more comfortable atmosphere by, among other things, having knowledgeable all female employees and giving the store a more "mainstream" appearance. That's what I've heard, anyway.
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