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    Thumbs up An Unusually Foolish Atheist Gets What He

    An Unusually Foolish Atheist Gets What He
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    A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked
    Several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no God.
    Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock
    me off this platform I'll give you 15 minutes!"
    The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went
    by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."
    His count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine just
    Released from active duty and newly registered in the class - walked up to the
    Professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumbling from his lofty
    Platform. The professor was out cold!
    At first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine
    Took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent...waiting.
    Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the
    Front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked:
    "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
    "God was busy. He sent me."

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