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    TURN ON FOX NOW!!! 09-07-08 1900 hours

    Turn on FOX right now.

    The season premier of the most retarded show in the history of television is on.

    It's called "The hole in the Wall"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jjs210t08M
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Turn on FOX right now.

    The season premier of the most retarded show in the history of television is on.

    It's called "The hole in the Wall"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jjs210t08M
    Ha! I've seen clips of the Japanese version that inspired this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    Ha! I've seen clips of the Japanese version that inspired this one.
    I'm watching it completely out of curiousity, and at the same time I'm sickened, knowing that I'm providing to their ratings.


    It's a catch-22.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    I'm watching it completely out of curiousity, and at the same time I'm sickened, knowing that I'm providing to their ratings.


    It's a catch-22.
    And you're encouraging people here to watch it, which will only add to their ratings!

    Actually I think the ratings are only affected by the viewing habits of Nielsen households with special equipment hooked up to record what they watch on TV. So if you don't have the Big Brother apparatus on your TV, you can watch retarded shows guilt-free, knowing that you're not driving their ratings higher!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    And you're encouraging people here to watch it, which will only add to their ratings!

    Actually I think the ratings are only affected by the viewing habits of Nielsen households with special equipment hooked up to record what they watch on TV. So if you don't have the Big Brother apparatus on your TV, you can watch retarded shows guilt-free, knowing that you're not driving their ratings higher!
    I always wondered how that worked.

    Interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Actually I think the ratings are only affected by the viewing habits of Nielsen households with special equipment hooked up to record what they watch on TV. So if you don't have the Big Brother apparatus on your TV, you can watch retarded shows guilt-free, knowing that you're not driving their ratings higher!
    She's right...in the larger TV markets (the top 60 out of 212, thereabouts) are called "metered markets"..the meter is a box hooked up to your set so you don't do anything differently. It records your viewing data and sends it up..the station can have overnight blow-by-blow feedback ("The numbers were great until that fucking idiot Dan came on talking about the restaurant with the rat in the ice machine..then they plunged down and didn't come back up until weather..."). For those in the smaller non-metered markets, they give you a diary and you write down what and when you watched. This is retarded, as when I worked for "Station A", people would write down in their journal that they watched a show that's only on my station, but say they were watching it on "Station B."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Turn on FOX right now.

    The season premier of the most retarded show in the history of television is on.

    It's called "The hole in the Wall"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jjs210t08M

    Glad to see im not the only moron that was memorized by it and couldn't change the channel.
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    I watched a few minutes of it and then changed the channel. Worse than "Hole in the Wall," is the show "Hurl." On "Hurl," apparently people compete against one another by stuffing themselves with food until one person hurls (I think). On the episode that I watched (for maybe 10 minutes), after one person hurled the rest were put onto a roller coaster to encourage further hurling. I changed the channel at that point.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    I watched a few minutes of it and then changed the channel. Worse than "Hole in the Wall," is the show "Hurl." On "Hurl," apparently people compete against one another by stuffing themselves with food until one person hurls (I think). On the episode that I watched (for maybe 10 minutes), after one person hurled the rest were put onto a roller coaster to encourage further hurling. I changed the channel at that point.



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