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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    TX, even though we've never met, when i first seen the ads for this movie, you are the first person that came to mind.

    I can just picture you running around a mall, just like in the movie, LMAO, sorry tx, i had to at least let you know.
    I was waiting to see who would say that first... I figured it would be a toss-up between You, Maclean, or Terminator

    Thank goodness we have no malls or Segways in the town I work in, but the town I live in does have large shopping centers and Citizen Patrol golf carts (actually more of an electric ATV, because it can jumb curbs and go through ditches much better than a golf cart or Segway). To our credit though, we don't reach for our radio like we're drawing a gun. Our Chief would have a cow over that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    I haven't seen the movie you're talking about, but on the marginal ones, I just wait for it to go to the dollar movies and sneak in my own snacks. Especially any movie made by Michael Moore
    You mean you actually pay even a dollar to see anything of his????
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    I am going to see Mall Cop tonight. I will give you a full report when I return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    I am going to see Mall Cop tonight. I will give you a full report when I return.
    I bet you go out and buy a Segway afterwards!
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    Well, I have seen Mall Cop. It was alright. Not something I would see again, and not real laugh out loud funny. A bit corny, but some of it was funny. Some of the jokes were inside jokes, where you'd have to be mall security, or an LEO to understand.

    I'd give it a C+.

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    You're comparing it to Super Troopers again, aren't you?

    You haveto admit, the blue light and siren on the Segway was a joke in itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    You're comparing it to Super Troopers again, aren't you?

    You haveto admit, the blue light and siren on the Segway was a joke in itself.

    Not comparing it to Super Troopers.

    The Segway blue light scene was funny.

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    It reminded me of the private security who work our local bars. Only at our bars the security is armed. Several years ago we had a dance club. The security carried machetes and straight sticks. I love private security.

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    Finally to see life and times of The Mall Ninja.


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    seen it yesterday, it was awsome. I think nsb would of been a good main character if Blart didn't do it

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    I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult. Either way, remember last time we worked? It's gonna be worse next time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    I hope they're finished talking about Obama by the time I get home tonight.

    I heard that there are 2.5 million people at the Inaguration, and only 5,000 porta-potties. That's 500 people per porta-potty. How would you like to be #500?
    Yes,But the good thing is that only 89 missed work


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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    Yes,But the good thing is that only 89 missed work
    And out of those 89, 80 probably told their supervisors that they were home sick with the flu <cough-cough> No boss, there's no one else here - that's just the <cough-cough> TV

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    Of course it was a compliment nsb, Blart saved the day, he was the man.

    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult. Either way, remember last time we worked? It's gonna be worse next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkman View Post
    It reminded me of the private security who work our local bars. Only at our bars the security is armed. Several years ago we had a dance club. The security carried machetes and straight sticks. I love private security.
    We used to have a security company called SWAT Security here. I got a call one night that one was holding a theft suspect. I got there and this security guy had everything you could buy from Law and Order Magazine on his belt, but he had the suspect up against the wall holding a switchblade to his throat when I got there..... You can take the thug off the street, but......
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