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    Cyber Sex: How To Do It

    Cyber sex is an alternative kind of sex that couples and singles alike are engaging in. The beauty of cyber sex is that you can remain totally anonymous and have some of the safest sex possible.

    So whether you're in a long-distance relationship or you enjoy engaging in sexual fantasy over the Net, cyber sex can offer you a somewhat fulfilling sex life.where can you find someone?

    There are plenty of places where you can find eager beavers for cyber sex. They include:

    Instant messaging
    IRC chat
    Online dating services
    Chat rooms
    Message boards

    If you already have a partner, you can meet her at an agreed upon destination on the Net or even keep up your cyber sexing throughout the day via e-mail. It's up to you.how do you do it?

    When it comes to cyber sex, you may want to invest in a microphone, at the very least. That way, the woman you're getting it on with can hear your excitement and know that she's turning you on. As well, there's nothing more difficult than being incredibly excited and having to type with one hand.

    Talk or write
    Whether or not you have a microphone, you will need to be creative with your language. Imagination is the key to successful cyber sex. However, the language you use will depend on the other person. Some women want nasty, vulgar language, while others prefer the "we're walking on the beach and you look over my way," kind of lingo. Feel her out before you start engaging in the fantasy talk.

    If you don't have a mic, don't type things like "gasp, gasp" or "oh yeah, baby, yeah!" As well, being a good speller helps a lot, especially if the other person is.

    Start off by asking what she's wearing, then describe what you look like (if you don't have a camera that allows her to see you, then you can look like whomever you want). Then converse back and forth. Let her start a fantasy, then you continue it, and keep going back and forth until you both end up having sex in the fantasy.

    Touch yourself
    While there really are no rules when it comes to cyber sex, you're better off throwing yourself into the scene and surrendering to the fantasy. You may feel somewhat ridiculous ultimately masturbating to a computer at first, but if you can give in to the situation, then it can be a great experience.

    If she can't see you, but you have a mic, breathe heavily on occasion to let her know that you're into the fantasy. Describe what you're doing to yourself, or, if you're engaging in a fantasy, what you're "doing" to her.no mic, no cam

    If you don't have a mic or a cam, then, rather than masturbate with one hand and type with the other, rotate. Let her write while you satisfy yourself, and then, after you climax, you do the writing while she gets off.

    As well, not having either of these things will likely result in your having a difficult time engaging with someone who does. As well, you should be wary of who you're engaging with, as there are plenty of men who disguise themselves as women on the Net.

    Things to keep in mind:
    Remain anonymous -- don't reveal any personal information.
    Don't make a habit of it -- make an effort to have real relationships with women, away from the Net.
    If you surrender yourself to the fantasy, the other person can be anyone you want.
    welcome to cyberia

    Enjoy your experience on the Net and until next time, keep one hand on the keyboard.

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    Oh, well good. How did you stumble across this how-to? And is OR gonna start a place like this up?
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    Just keep the badge bunnies out of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swaggon View Post
    And is OR gonna start a place like this up?

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    So my question is this;

    If the Badge can get you pussy and pussy can get your Badge................

    Can a cyber Badge get you cyber pussy and will that cyber pussy get your cyber Badge???

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    The first thing that came to mind were the old 'bloodninja' cyber sex convos.

    "I put on my robe and wizard hat" LOL

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