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03-25-09, 11:27 PM #1
Undefeated, rising UFC Star Reveals His Big Secret: Drinking His Own Urine
MMAer: Drink My Own Urine? Sure, Why Not!
Brazilian Lyoto Machida is a rising star in MMA, and will soon fight Rashad Evans for the UFC Light Heavyweight Title.
(Ladies and gentleman, your first and only Flomax celeb spokesman)In a recent interview with something called TATAME magazine, Machida gave us some insight into some of the training techniques that have enabled him to an impressive 14-0:Besides telling all his preparation routine, the undefeated fighter revealed a curious tradition in his family, a secret until then: urine therapy. Once in the day, he and his family drinks their own urine. “My father does that for a long time and bring it to us.I’ve heard of a lot of crazy ways around drug tests, but I think this takes the cake. Puts the Whizzinator to shame.
People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine”, revealed the fighter.
This news could also mean Machida is on NASA’s short list for future Space Shuttle missions, seeing as that problematic urine-to-water filter thingee wouldn’t be issue for him.
03-26-09, 06:58 PM #2
I've heard of fighters getting pissed off, but never pissed in before....................CHIRP! CHIRP!
03-26-09, 07:33 PM #3
He's joking. He knows gyms around the country will be filled with idiots downing urine shakes before workouts. He's laughing his ass off right now.Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.
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