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    That list was horrible. I dont know who in the hell they asked to supply those "great" pieces of knowledge but they were from no women I know. Most were completely juvenile and shallow. You guys dont actually read this stuff and take it for the truth do you??? LOL

    Maybe I'm just wierd...(no need to interject here...I already know...lol)
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    Aw, Wolven... you do want to be Madonna, and you know it...

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    Stick shift? Really?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    That list was horrible. I dont know who in the hell they asked to supply those "great" pieces of knowledge but they were from no women I know. Most were completely juvenile and shallow. You guys dont actually read this stuff and take it for the truth do you??? LOL

    Maybe I'm just wierd...(no need to interject here...I already know...lol)
    i dont know where you got your information, but take this from a guy who just so happens to be fairly juvenile and shallow...i know everything there is to know about women, and according to my research i have verified that this list is 100% accurate.

    through years of study i have ALSO determined that women love getting the dutch oven and/or the cup of soup, (for those who are unfamiliar, the dutch oven is when you fart under the covers in bed, allow it to heat up momentarily, and then pull the covers over your girls head sealing her in with the delicious fart smell that you just cooked up for her, also referred to as "breakfast in bed". the cup of soup is when you cup your hand so it resembles a ladel, and then put it down by your ass while you fart into your hand ladel, then you thrust you cupped hand into your girl's face while saying "cup of soup?"), they enjoy it when you walk up them and squeeze their boobs in public while saying "honk honk", and they are desperately attracted to a man who can burp the alphabet. hey, these are just my observations
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    That list was horrible. I dont know who in the hell they asked to supply those "great" pieces of knowledge but they were from no women I know. Most were completely juvenile and shallow. You guys dont actually read this stuff and take it for the truth do you??? LOL

    Maybe I'm just wierd...(no need to interject here...I already know...lol)
    And here I thought you like Porn
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    Quote Originally Posted by tapout View Post
    i dont know where you got your information, but take this from a guy who just so happens to be fairly juvenile and shallow...i know everything there is to know about women, and according to my research i have verified that this list is 100% accurate.

    through years of study i have ALSO determined that women love getting the dutch oven and/or the cup of soup, (for those who are unfamiliar, the dutch oven is when you fart under the covers in bed, allow it to heat up momentarily, and then pull the covers over your girls head sealing her in with the delicious fart smell that you just cooked up for her, also referred to as "breakfast in bed". the cup of soup is when you cup your hand so it resembles a ladel, and then put it down by your ass while you fart into your hand ladel, then you thrust you cupped hand into your girl's face while saying "cup of soup?"), they enjoy it when you walk up them and squeeze their boobs in public while saying "honk honk", and they are desperately attracted to a man who can burp the alphabet. hey, these are just my observations
    Wow, you DO know everything about women!!



    I'm with Wolven, almost all of that list is juvenile and shallow - there are only one or two things that I'd agree with.

    It must have been written either by a man or a woman who watches too many chick flicks and reads too much chick lit.




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    hahahahahaha fucking cup of soup. Classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    And here I thought you like Porn



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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Wow, you DO know everything about women!!
    what can i say, i have a gift. now, can i interest you in a delicious cup of soup?
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


    the posts and opinions stated by me do not in any way reflect the values, beliefs, or views of my department. they are simply opinions and/or observations which have been developed through my personal experiences. hell, most of the stories probably arent even true...wink wink

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    Quote Originally Posted by tapout View Post
    what can i say, i have a gift. now, can i interest you in a delicious cup of soup?
    That is such a kind offer, but I must decline.




 

 

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