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    Wink The Shake Weight NSFW

    Well if you haven't seen this before I besto it's hillarity upon you.

    https://www.shakeweight.com/ver4/index.asp

    Please watch while drinking milk.

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    Now all you women folk can get forearms like Popeye too.

    Added NSFW to the title for the comments that are sure to come.

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    I wonder why it has to shake to work. Wouldn't a regular weight work if you did the same thing with it?

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    It might. Hey Jenna, grab a weight and a video camera, and show us how you would do it ;-) May you could get one of your girlfriend to stand next to you and mist you with some water to keep you cool while you demostrate that for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by APA View Post
    It might. Hey Jenna, grab a weight and a video camera, and show us how you would do it ;-) May you could get one of your girlfriend to stand next to you and mist you with some water to keep you cool while you demostrate that for us.

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    Hmm that would be interesting too...haven't seen that on YouTube yet.

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    oh the things one could write about that product...
    Job security...

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    an even better video:
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq9993iJlYU]YouTube - Shake Weight Parody[/ame]
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    Quote Originally Posted by depdog View Post
    an even better video:
    YouTube - Shake Weight Parody
    Oh, OK, now I get it.

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    The parody was hilarious....lol
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    I wonder if no one on the entire team that designed the product and the ad video realized how easily parodied it was, or if they knew but thought the parodies would help them get more free advertising as a viral video.

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    So I read this thread before I went to work and someone called Target and was looking for one of these things today and the person that took the call kept asking over the walkies if anyone knew anything about shake weights. I was laughing pretty hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    So I read this thread before I went to work and someone called Target and was looking for one of these things today and the person that took the call kept asking over the walkies if anyone knew anything about shake weights. I was laughing pretty hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Oh, OK, now I get it.
    SHEEESH!!!!
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    What's even funnier is watching Ellen DeGenneres demonstrate the device.

    "I'm using more muscles than I have ever used in my life."

    I hear there is a new mens version out. It's longer and harder.


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    Hell, if they want a work out like that, they can save their hard earned $$$ money and just give us a call. I'm sure one of us nearby will be happy to help
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    The ad is wrong tho. It would take more than 6 minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Oh, OK, now I get it.




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    Hahahaha....that's hilarious
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