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12-29-09, 10:24 AM #1
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The Shake Weight NSFW
Well if you haven't seen this before I besto it's hillarity upon you.
https://www.shakeweight.com/ver4/index.asp
Please watch while drinking milk.
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12-29-09, 10:40 AM #2
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Now all you women folk can get forearms like Popeye too.
Added NSFW to the title for the comments that are sure to come.
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12-29-09, 10:47 AM #3
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I wonder why it has to shake to work. Wouldn't a regular weight work if you did the same thing with it?
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12-29-09, 11:11 AM #4
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It might. Hey Jenna, grab a weight and a video camera, and show us how you would do it ;-) May you could get one of your girlfriend to stand next to you and mist you with some water to keep you cool while you demostrate that for us.
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12-29-09, 11:13 AM #5
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Originally Posted by APA
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12-29-09, 11:17 AM #6
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Hmm that would be interesting too...haven't seen that on YouTube yet.
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12-29-09, 11:40 AM #7
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oh the things one could write about that product...
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12-29-09, 04:39 PM #8
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an even better video:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq9993iJlYU]YouTube - Shake Weight Parody[/ame]If you have no capacity for violence then you are a healthy productive citizen, a sheep. If you have a capacity for violence and no empathy for your fellow citizens, then you have defined an aggressive sociopath, a wolf. But what if you have a capacity for violence, and a deep love for your fellow citizens? What do you have then? A sheepdog, a warrior, someone who is walking the hero's path. Someone who can walk into the heart of darkness, into the universal human phobia, and walk out unscathed." "The sheep generally do not like the sheepdog. He looks a lot like the wolf. He has fangs and the capacity for violence. The difference, though, is that the sheepdog must not, cannot and will not ever harm the sheep. Any sheepdog who intentionally harms the lowliest little lamb will be punished and removed. The world cannot work any other way, at least not in a representative democracy or a republic such as ours."
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12-29-09, 05:06 PM #9
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Oh, OK, now I get it. Originally Posted by depdog
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12-29-09, 05:17 PM #10
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The parody was hilarious....lol
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12-29-09, 05:20 PM #11
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I wonder if no one on the entire team that designed the product and the ad video realized how easily parodied it was, or if they knew but thought the parodies would help them get more free advertising as a viral video.
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12-29-09, 07:12 PM #12
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So I read this thread before I went to work and someone called Target and was looking for one of these things today and the person that took the call kept asking over the walkies if anyone knew anything about shake weights. I was laughing pretty hard.
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12-29-09, 07:19 PM #13
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Originally Posted by Autumn2009
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12-31-09, 05:45 PM #14
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SHEEESH!!!! Originally Posted by Jenna
Oh, OK, now I get it. 
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What's even funnier is watching Ellen DeGenneres demonstrate the device.
"I'm using more muscles than I have ever used in my life."
I hear there is a new mens version out. It's longer and harder.
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01-01-10, 05:25 AM #16
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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Hell, if they want a work out like that, they can save their hard earned $$$ money and just give us a call. I'm sure one of us nearby will be happy to help
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The ad is wrong tho. It would take more than 6 minutes.
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Originally Posted by Jenna
Oh, OK, now I get it.
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Hahahaha....that's hilarious
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