Male soldiers growing breasts due to military drills

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The Wachbataillon unit performs precision military drills at official ceremonial functions, the German Herald reports. Many of their drills involve smacking their rifles against the left side of the soldiers' chests. And all that pounding on the same spot has stimulated the production of hormones that cause man boobs to grow.

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Male soldiers in Germany are growing breasts - The Body Odd

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The lesson for ladies is, if you want bigger breasts just get someone to smack you in the chest. Much cheaper the surgery :biggrin1:

Um. What?

Unfortunately strenuous beating doesn't cause growth on other parts of the male body.

All those years of smacking myself upside the head for nothing.

Don't ask, don't tell. :spy: