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    Former NBA star Baron Davis says he was taken by aliens

    Davis states that he was driving back from Las Vegas when he saw a bright light and was suddenly being poked and prodded by these "crazy looking people," which probably doesn't go over well with his former hosts.
    Eventually, Baron backed off his "abduction" stance, but only because that sounds like too pejorative a phrase."I don't think it was an abduction, dude I think that they were, like ... because now, like, I come back and, like, I'm, like, sharper and [expletive], you know what I mean?" Davis said. "Like, I'm retaining information."
    Baron Davis Recalls Time He Was Abducted, Aliens Now Armed with Killer Crossover | Bleacher Report

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    He probably OD'd and woke up in the ambulance or ER with medics poking and prodding him.
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