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03-18-14, 05:12 PM #1
Scheduling vasectomies to coincide with March Madness basketball games"We do have (in March) typically about 50% more vasectomies than in other months," said Dr. Ed Sabanegh, chairman of the Department of Urology at the Cleveland Clinic."A lot of patients come in and say, 'I have to have this during March Madness, you have to talk to my wife about it. Tell her what my limitations are and that I need to be on the couch.'"They'll even tell us to exaggerate a little about how long it takes to recover."Sabanegh adds some enthusiastic fans stroll into their procedures, which take 30 minutes to an hour, sporting the jerseys of their favorite teams, and one fan prepared for his vasectomy recovery with a colorful aid."This patient in the past few years came in with his team's logo on an ice bag, Ohio State," the urologist recalled. "He was just excited about the game, and I said, 'We are all Ohio State fans today.'"
03-19-14, 05:00 PM #2
03-19-14, 07:56 PM #3
Maybe that is the trick to tolerating March Madness. No pain killers and your balls.on ice. On second thought, March Madness would still be the most irritating part in that scenario.He who has the money, signs the cheques.
He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
He who makes the rules, has the power.
He who has the power, has the money.
03-19-14, 08:37 PM #4
Hell with the vasectomy.
Is March Madness over yet?
Come on F-O-O-T-B-A-L-L.
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
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