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    Talking Speeders!!!!

    So who's watching or has watched SPEEDERS!!! on Court Tv?

    Cool show. I think my main joy in doing traffic enforcement is hearing everyones stupid excuses. It's enjoyable to watch people caught on camera acting all and and I swear i'm


    So enjoyable to watch.



    Male Speeder:I'm sorry, we got off on the wrong foot. Is there anything I can do to get out of this ticket?

    Female officer: Nope, just sign here.
    Male Speeder: Could I take you out to dinner? Are you single?
    Female Officer: i'm married
    Male Speeder: Are you sure?
    ? Is he asking if she is sure that she's married?
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    Here Speeder, Speeder, Speeder


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    I have tons! One of my favorite was one dude who was number three in the chain of command for the entire Baptist Church in the whole nation. He told me that I was going to "suffer a life of torment and misfortune" for keeping him from the Lord's work. He still paid a $220 fine. I never heard if the Lord reimbursed him for that, since he was on the job.

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    Yeah I seen the show last night with my family. My dad actually goes you have people that say that shit to you. Its amazing how reality sets in when people actually get to see a real situation that we are put in. gotta love it.
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    Haven't seen it

    When is it on?
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    We watched it last night. It was too funny! Loved the guy who hit on the woman cop. The girl who was speeding on her way to a party and called the same female officer a 'bitch' was hilarious too.

    I hope they do more of that show.

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    I have yet to see it but I'm sure it's pretty funny!
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    saw it, loved it..


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    Next showing is Monday at 8pm and again at midnight, but their website doesn't say what time zone that is.

    Right now, court tv is treating the show as a "special" now a series, so lets hope they adopt the show. Apparently they're just trying to see how the show is received before they adopt it to their show lineup.
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    I believe thats no I am wrong its on at 7pm CST
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    Damn I don't get Court TV here, that sucks.
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    times like that I wish i had tv at home

    i will have to have my mom tape it lol
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    This is kinda off subject, but for those who are interested: "The Shield" re-runs are on SPIKE TV at 9am MST. At least on my carrier. I freakin' love that show!

 

 

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