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    training center

    Is there a special place you have to go to do training? Like Virginia? I live in California and I would like to know available places I have to travel and the closest. If there is anything else I need to know please inform me ASAP.

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    I assume you are talking about the FBI. Don't worry, Uncle Sugar will pay for your trip to the academy when you grow up and if you are selected.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    WTF????

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    Hey Jason, are you Al-Qaeda?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonxman View Post
    Is there a special place you have to go to do training? Like Virginia? I live in California and I would like to know available places I have to travel and the closest. If there is anything else I need to know please inform me ASAP.


    After you grow up maybe mommy will let you on the internet long enough to go to the FBI website.
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    The last FBI Academy was held in the mountains in Mongolia.
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    Moved to holding cell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801 View Post
    WTF????

    haha that pic is great
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    Quote Originally Posted by bufford408 View Post
    After you grow up maybe mommy will let you on the internet long enough to go to the FBI website.
    hahahaahaha, CopsRCool302 <--- On the floor

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonxman View Post
    Is there a special place you have to go to do training?
    here we call it the southside O.J.T.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonxman View Post
    Is there a special place you have to go to do training for the retarded like me?

    Um...you don't want me answering that one...
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    Jason, Tick tock kid.... time is running out.

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    jason.......sorry this may not be "asap" but the place for you is called "never never land" but keep your chin up and if all else fails, ask mommie to buy a new t-shirt or something
    Any Post I make is my opinion only!
    I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.



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    Jasonxman

    As of right now,

    17 people agree that either you are a troll, or you are underage.

    10 people think we should let you prove yourself in the holding cell, but you haven't responded so far.... doesn't look promising.

    Only 2 people think you are legit and we shouldn't ban you. Of course, we never listen to one of them anyway ( ), so that doesn't help you very much.

    I wonder what happens next?

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Talking Gee, I wonder what's next...


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    Ah...poor lil fella is getting picked on....Tick Tick Tick...


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    Times up. Buh Bye. Come back when your mommy lets you use the computer more than once a week.

    "Stupid should hurt."

 

 

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