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05-23-07, 02:14 PM
rob84

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Originally Posted by Cidp24

160 mph means that you will have traveled about 117 yards ( a little over a football field ) before you even reached for a brake lever if you perceived a threat like a vehicle pulling out or something in the road. It's too early in the day to figure a rough braking distance for a similar bike after applying brakes in an emergency, but I suspect that it would be close to the same distance or more.

AT 2 AM, in the dark, you can't even see 117 yards ahead of you, so if you get the picture, its very likely that you aren’t even going to reach a brake lever before impact if a car, cow, deer, dog, or whatever moves onto the roadway in your path.

I've owned a CBR600 and a 600RR and I've ridden just about every sport bike you can think of including a Hyabusa. IF you got a stock Ninja to 160, I would be greatly surprised and highly suspect of your sanity.

There ya go cid, lay the math on him!!:D
05-23-07, 02:16 PM
121Traffic

Thread moved to Holding Cell, but I will keep the clown around for a bit for the cops to smear his "logic". :D
05-23-07, 02:18 PM
Coloradocop

Quote:

Originally Posted by 121Traffic

Thread moved to Holding Cell, but I will keep the clown around for a bit for the cops to smear his "logic". :D

I knew we could count on you there, boss :thumb:

And this guy is already destined for greatness!
05-23-07, 02:19 PM
rob84

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Originally Posted by Crimebytes2

Hey, rob! I don't remember where I read this but the FOOLISH and the DEAD never change their opinions.

Speaking of which, someone in this thread (I won't name any names but you know who you are) is being very FOOLISH when riding his "ninja" style motorcycle AKA crotch rockets AKA superbikes. I hope you don't end up very DEAD!

Hey CB2:D, your exactly right.
05-23-07, 02:20 PM
rob84

Quote:

Originally Posted by 121Traffic

Thread moved to Holding Cell, but I will keep the clown around for a bit for the cops to smear his "logic". :D

Mod man to the rescue!!:dance:
05-23-07, 02:24 PM
Crimebytes2

Quote:

Originally Posted by 121Traffic

Thread moved to Holding Cell, but I will keep the clown around for a bit for the cops to smear his "logic". :D

There's always a Mod around when you need one! ;)
05-23-07, 02:24 PM
countybear

Quote:

Originally Posted by 121Traffic

Thread moved to Holding Cell, but I will keep the clown around for a bit for the cops to smear his "logic". :D

:mod: :hail:
05-23-07, 02:27 PM
Resident Smart Ass

Quote:

Originally Posted by 121Traffic

Thread moved to Holding Cell, but I will keep the clown around for a bit for the cops to smear his "logic". :D

That word "Logic" cracks me up...when describing this clown
05-23-07, 02:30 PM
BigDawg

So where did Mr. Superbike go to???
05-23-07, 02:31 PM
213th

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimebytes2

Maybe you should have posted a pic with body parts, CB (I almost typed CB2 :)). Super Crotch Rocketer needs a reality check!

I have some from EMT class, they are at work, but I may just post them when I can...It was a crotch rocket versus a parked mack truck.

Helmet stayed in the grill of the truck, cracked the radiator. THat huge bumper that old mack trucks have, it was bent, nearly cracked in half
05-23-07, 02:42 PM
k-9max

Thanks Traffic,

You did us all a favor!:D
05-23-07, 04:15 PM
E-man

Hi Crotchrocket, or is it Crotch rot ??
OK enough funny..
My very first pursuit went something like this...
I was in a marked van and me and my partner met up with another wagon crew. As we were in the projects we see a crotch rocket and a male on it who immediately took off. So did we.
Well long story short, w e lose him in the pursuit but knew where he was heading as he was on an elevated roadway with jersey barriers and was at least 40" above the roadway below.
Well we get to an interchange, really just a split in the road and we see the rocket lyin on the ground but no dude...:noidea:Which way did he go George???
OK we exit our wagon and I decide to look over the edge of the road onto the roadway below...What do ya think was lying there in a parking lot??????????????
DUDE:doh: Dude hit the barrier because he was going too fast and FLEW over the bike and flew at least 40 feet to the roadway below landing on his back....What do I say as a 4 week rookie???
DONT MOVE:biggrin1:

BTW- the asshole didnt break a bone in his body and only ran cause "I aint gots no license or insurance officer"

My advice Crotchrot, get rid of the bike and by a cage
05-23-07, 04:31 PM
Beans

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Originally Posted by BigDawg

So where did Mr. Superbike go to???

Just like a troll, when the heat got turned up, he bailed.
05-23-07, 04:38 PM
Crotch Rocketer

nah pal, i dont sit on my computer 24/7, sorry i wasnt around for a few hours

HAHA i am troll now huh? you are like a bunch of little kids. i guess yall cant discuss anything without getting emotional

this is a public forum and it was in the ASK A COP section. i dont see what the problem with bringing this topic into discussion. i guess having a discussion is beyond your capabilities. you just want to stay on your power trip.

now that this thread has turned to shit, i guess im done. i will gladly stick around and talk, but if yall are just going to giggle and yell troll, ive got better things to do. like ride my bike :D
05-23-07, 04:40 PM
Crotch Rocketer

and to the guy that doesnt think cops use steroids. it's widely known that cops and firemen use steriods more so than other professions.

yes yall are subject to drug tests, but tests for anabolic steroids are very expensive and time consuming. it's not like sticking a dipstick in a cup of urine to test like you can for weed, coke etc.
05-23-07, 04:47 PM
Beans

Guess what douche, you want a power trip, you got it. See ya. Your ass is now banned.
05-23-07, 05:08 PM
countybear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crotch Rocketer

...but if yall are just going to giggle and yell troll, ive got better things to do. like turn myself into a ball of flames sliding down the asphalt as incinerated fragments of my flesh seperate from my torso and lay as smouldering piles of stinking goo on the roadway...:D

There, made your post more inline with reality...

have a nice trip into oblivion, and the ban basket...
05-23-07, 06:06 PM
TXCharlie

I've had some of these little ass-farts pass me at 100MPH BETWEEN lanes - I was hoping to see the red mist when they slam into a pickup truck's mirror, but I was disappointed :(
05-23-07, 06:11 PM
Coloradocop

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Originally Posted by Crotch Rocketer

and to the guy that doesnt think cops use steroids. it's widely known that cops and firemen use steriods more so than other professions.

yes yall are subject to drug tests, but tests for anabolic steroids are very expensive and time consuming. it's not like sticking a dipstick in a cup of urine to test like you can for weed, coke etc
:banplease: :banplease: :banplease:
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this guy's a moron. Typical bullshit... he probably got his ass kicked by the cops, it bruised his ego, and now he's crying "man, that cop was juicing".

I work in a large department, so we have plenty of "scandals" that come up. Never heard the one about our officers using 'roids though.
05-23-07, 06:13 PM
Coloradocop

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Originally Posted by Crotch Rocketer

yes yall are subject to drug tests, but tests for anabolic steroids are very expensive and time consuming. it's not like sticking a dipstick in a cup of urine to test like you can for weed, coke etc.

God only knows what I've been tested for... They drew blood, hair, and urine at our department.

And my guess is, it was expensive and time consuming, like all things government.

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