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    I have called people mr and mrs citizen / Mr and mrs public they don't like it but i sure get a kick out of it. LOL....

    Best thing I can advise is to apply for the Dept of the Army Police. The have positions in PR , FL and just about every other state. In there back ground process they only go back 5 yrs, it's not the best but it's a foot in the door and a step in the right direction!

    my .02 cents
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    fraud? is that for me? I"ve got no problem on a public forum, I am at stage 8 with FHP, and who are you? Why are you after me? Who are you????????

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    I've got nothing to add to this, all those numbers mean didly squat to me, so I hope you don't mind if I sit and watch, I'm getting bored checking all my guy's paperwork.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    I've got nothing to add to this, all those numbers mean didly squat to me, so I hope you don't mind if I sit and watch, I'm getting bored checking all my guy's paperwork.




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    mind if i join you? (we need a smiles thingy holding a drink)
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
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    The sun turn tail and
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    Quit breaking this guy's balls already!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lechleidner View Post
    fraud? is that for me? I"ve got no problem on a public forum, I am at stage 8 with FHP, and who are you? Why are you after me? Who are you????????
    Goz is talking about the fake ID pop you took. In the business, anything with the work "fake" in it is considered fraud. Geez.
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    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    This guy is a fucking douchebag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    mind if i join you? (we need a smiles thingy holding a drink)

    +1


    I was feeling kinda tropical...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    +1


    I was feeling kinda tropical...
    now that is just awsome... i think i love you lol
    can i have ten more so I can be at this guys level?

    oh sorry.. i was drunk stating that.. im sorry
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    mind if i join you? (we need a smiles thingy holding a drink)
    True, maybe two types, non-alcoholic and hard stuff, I'm at work, so nothing for me until I knock off in a few hours. Its Saturday night and party time, I think the "boss" (wife) is even going to shout me a drink or two and drive us both!!!

    Oh, poop, better get back too watching this thread.


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    I'm drinking again now, have the chance so I'm taking it. Go back to Mids tomorrow so i better enjoy it!
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    True, maybe two types, non-alcoholic and hard stuff, I'm at work, so nothing for me until I knock off in a few hours. Its Saturday night and party time, I think the "boss" (wife) is even going to shout me a drink or two and drive us both!!!

    Oh, poop, better get back too watching this thread.


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    ok.. you are the coolest i think...

    you have smiley drink guys

    that rocks
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Any one want to help me with this bottle.

    I forgot the salt though
    If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.

    Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to there level and beat you on experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SANDMAN View Post

    Any one want to help me with this bottle.

    I forgot the salt though
    did someone say body shots????

    and for those working... ummm there are Orange Juice body shots available as well
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    You've got to be kidding me with this guy. Somebody please move him.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

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    R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012


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    Lets go to the pokey wait I mean "Special Place"...LOL
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    did someone say body shots????

    and for those working... ummm there are Orange Juice body shots available as well
    Hmm . . . . who's body?

    . . . and SANDMAN there's only 2 glasses!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    You've got to be kidding me with this guy. Somebody please move him.
    Sorry . . if I offer to share the popcorn, can I stay???

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    did someone say body shots????

    and for those working... ummm there are Orange Juice body shots available as well
    Did i mention i have a crate of this lol
    If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.

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