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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    Hmm . . . . who's body?

    . . . and SANDMAN there's only 2 glasses!!!!!
    i get myself into the worst predicaments...

    (hubby is laughing over my shoulder )

    2 glasses huh? guess you two guys are sharing
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    un-Fucking real, my identity was stolen by the Sandman? What ever I said here was bogus, and for sale? I won't be back,

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    Quote Originally Posted by SANDMAN View Post

    Any one want to help me with this bottle.

    I forgot the salt though


    Don't laugh at my salt shakers....wombat gave them to me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lechleidner View Post
    un-Fucking real, my identity was stolen by the Sandman? What ever I said here was bogus, and for sale? I won't be back,
    Adios....

    Speaking of Adios...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post

    2 glasses huh? guess you two guys are sharing
    you just made Wombats day.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lechleidner View Post
    un-Fucking real, my identity was stolen by the Sandman? What ever I said here was bogus, and for sale? I won't be back,

    Well ok...nice knowing ya.

    Send anyone else you know this way!
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post


    Don't laugh at my salt shakers....wombat gave them to me...
    . . . . as you know, I have no shame, they were a birthday present from my aunt, is it wrong to re-gift???

    . . . yes, my head is hanging in shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post


    Adios....

    Speaking of Adios...
    Not sure what that is but it looks TASTEY!!!
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Illiy....
    those are some dirty ass salt shakers! lol
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by lechleidner View Post
    un-Fucking real, my identity was stolen by the Sandman? What ever I said here was bogus, and for sale? I won't be back,
    OMG i stole his identity. When did this happen. And where was i what this felony took place. Oh god the voices in my head are coming back. Shut up no u shut up. Hey knock it off the pair of you shut up i have a business to run.
    If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.

    Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to there level and beat you on experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    i get myself into the worst predicaments...

    (hubby is laughing over my shoulder )

    2 glasses huh? guess you two guys are sharing
    I'm pleased he's used to your blonde moments, but I don't drink tequilla, I was more concerned for all the other's here who'd like a drink on their Friday night.


    Quote Originally Posted by SANDMAN View Post
    OMG i stole his identity. When did this happen. And where was i what this felony took place. Oh god the voices in my head are coming back. Shut up no u shut up. Hey knock it off the pair of you shut up i have a business to run.


    How much of that crate have you drunk today????

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    Quote Originally Posted by SANDMAN View Post
    OMG i stole his identity. When did this happen. And where was i what this felony took place. Oh god the voices in my head are coming back. Shut up no u shut up. Hey knock it off the pair of you shut up i have a business to run.
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapper_132 View Post
    Not sure what that is but it looks TASTEY!!!
    an adios motha' fu@ker

    Adios Mother Fucker

    1/2 ounce Gin
    1/2 ounce Vodka
    1/2 ounce Light Rum
    1/2 ounce Blue Curaçao
    2 ounces Sweet & Sour Mix
    4 ounces Club Soda
    Pour all the ingredients except the club soda into a chilled highball glass filled with ice cubes. Top with soda. Stir gently and serve.


    Ohhh so yummy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lechleidner View Post
    un-Fucking real, my identity was stolen by the Sandman? What ever I said here was bogus, and for sale? I won't be back,
    yeah and i believe you over sandman....

    buh bye

    how do you know it wasnt me...?????
    or wombat or lewis or anyone else... it has to be sandman?
    lol

    anyway.. anyone who states they wont be back always is back....
    please prove me wrong.
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    Illiy....
    those are some dirty ass salt shakers! lol
    I thought they were perfect for the occassion!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    you just made Wombats day.....
    I'm not proud i'll drink out of the bottle.
    If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.

    Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to there level and beat you on experience.

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    hehehehe I love that he is still reading the thread!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    I'm pleased he's used to your blonde moments, but I don't drink tequilla, I was more concerned for all the other's here who'd like a drink on their Friday night.






    How much of that crate have you drunk today????

    you can be in the OJ club tonight
    Thanks for the drink tonight Wombat
    Thanks for being the designated poster lol
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    yeah and i believe you over sandman....

    buh bye

    how do you know it wasnt me...?????
    or wombat or lewis or anyone else... it has to be sandman?
    lol

    anyway.. anyone who states they wont be back always is back....
    please prove me wrong.
    If anyone is interested here is his email addy

    lechleidner@aol.com
    If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.

    Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to there level and beat you on experience.

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    sandman...
    you have no sense of humor...

    *poka poka*
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

 

 
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