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    Wow Beans way to do your job You sucka!!!!!

    At work and 99.99% of the people I deal with are scumbags. Everyone will lie to you about something. This job is not a cakewalk through the Daisy Fields in the city of Brotherly Love. This shit is real and you can get hurt or killed. Laughter and joking are a mechanism that relieves stress and makes tough situations easier, obviously you Mr. Joe I know your job better than you do Public will not make it, and you can kiss my ass while your at it.
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    I miss everything when I'm at work!!!!

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    My first flag went up in his original post.

    To wit:
    "I tried pot a few times, but I'm not a pothead. I've never bought the stuff, and I've done the pot about 2 times."

    Well, which is it? A "few times", or "about 2 times"?

    Or is it maybe more than that? Being a little evasive maybe?

    Honesty and integrity - or the lack thereof?

    I'm not in IA, but that statement raises doubts even for me. Oh, I forgot. I'm a cop. I'm not used to people lying to me.

    We might have to put the Swamp Mafia Secret Service on this case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SANDMAN View Post
    You have it wrong

    Soldiers and Drink. Never - we never touch the stuff.
    LOL well this military wife and the 1st shirts wife found shampoo bottles work well to send stuff to our soldiers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usaforcewife View Post
    LOL well this military wife and the 1st shirts wife found shampoo bottles work well to send stuff to our soldiers
    Mouth wash bottles work well also.

    I was being a little sarcastic when i said Soldiers and Beer don't go. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    Who do we see about getting some of these included to the site??


    Yepper, that'd be me.

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    Was wondering how long it would take for this douche to be moved to the holding cell. Good call, whichever Mod did it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRich View Post
    Was wondering how long it would take for this douche to be moved to the holding cell. Good call, whichever Mod did it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beans View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    You are the man! Just ask yourself.
    "Self who rules? Me? I knew it!"

    See I do all the time!
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    Beans you are a loser!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    Beans you are a loser!!!
    Tell me something I don't know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beans View Post
    "Self who rules? Me? I knew it!"

    See I do all the time!
    that makes me a tad nervous....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    that makes me a tad nervous....
    Yeah and just think they gave me a gun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    that makes me a tad nervous....
    You should try having phone sex with the guy, it is nearly impossible. He won't stop talking to himself, and I am like HELLOOOOO what about my needs too!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    You should try having phone sex with the guy, it is nearly impossible. He won't stop talking to himself, and I am like HELLOOOOO what about my needs too!!!!!
    I'm out of commission for a few days and wtf do I miss???
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

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    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    You should try having phone sex with the guy, it is nearly impossible. He won't stop talking to himself, and I am like HELLOOOOO what about my needs too!!!!!


    Ohhhh no.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beans View Post
    Yeah and just think they gave me a gun!
    whew.... good thing your visit to CA is over....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post


    Ohhhh no.....
    You can call me too!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    You should try having phone sex with the guy, it is nearly impossible. He won't stop talking to himself, and I am like HELLOOOOO what about my needs too!!!!!

 

 
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