I spam, because I suck and swallow...

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10-31-07, 07:04 AM
Rosy

I spam, because I suck and swallow...

This site I want you to visit is your online legal assistant for Bankruptcy or Personal Injury Attorneys, but if these rapists that I work for aren't good enough to make it without spamming other people's forums, they must suck pretty hard, so I guess I'll just get banned permanently by Countybear, who dislikes lawyers anyway...

:D
10-31-07, 07:26 AM
1*girl

But I already save money with Geico...
10-31-07, 08:49 AM
smokey703

And its ok because I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
10-31-07, 09:14 AM
Virginian

Quote:

I spam, because I suck and swallow...

How you doin?
10-31-07, 12:20 PM
MacLean

A lawyer tried to spam a police site?

Brilliant!
10-31-07, 12:22 PM
Jenna

Do mods get points for each spammer they ban, and is a lawyer-spammer worth extra points? :D
10-31-07, 12:24 PM
Illiy

Dang... I can't rep CB for that!
10-31-07, 01:22 PM
Terminator

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Originally Posted by Jenna

Do mods get points for each spammer they ban, and is a lawyer-spammer worth extra points? :D

They do get brownie points with me, Reca and Conalabu.

But more importantly, when they run lawyers over with their cars, they get a free microwave, courtesy of LEF.:D
10-31-07, 01:30 PM
smokey703

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terminator

They do get brownie points with me, Reca and Conalabu.

But more importantly, when they run lawyers over with their cars, they get a free microwave, courtesy of LEF.:D

Sweet!!!!!! I hope I can be a mod oneday so I can get the chance to get a free microwave.
10-31-07, 01:34 PM
Jenna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terminator

They do get brownie points with me, Reca and Conalabu.

But more importantly, when they run lawyers over with their cars, they get a free microwave, courtesy of LEF.:D

If they run lawyers over with their cars, won't that just attract more lawyers who will chase the ambulance of the run-over lawyer? And then if those lawyers are also run over, won't that just attract even more lawyers? At what point wil the proliferation of lawyers cause the universe to implode? And won't the mods run out of space in their homes for all the microwaves they accumulate? :D
10-31-07, 01:45 PM
smokey703

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenna

If they run lawyers over with their cars, won't that just attract more lawyers who will chase the ambulance of the run-over lawyer? And then if those lawyers are also run over, won't that just attract even more lawyers? At what point wil the proliferation of lawyers cause the universe to implode? And won't the mods run out of space in their homes for all the microwaves they accumulate? :D

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And with all of that being said Jenna, you just made my head implode.
10-31-07, 03:00 PM
TheeBadOne

:whoo:A Spammer and a Lair, damn! Nothing like 2 for 1!
10-31-07, 03:04 PM
Terminator

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenna

If they run lawyers over with their cars, won't that just attract more lawyers...

Who really cares. That's one less lawyer.:D
10-31-07, 03:49 PM
MacLean

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenna

If they run lawyers over with their cars, won't that just attract more lawyers who will chase the ambulance of the run-over lawyer? And then if those lawyers are also run over, won't that just attract even more lawyers? At what point wil the proliferation of lawyers cause the universe to implode? And won't the mods run out of space in their homes for all the microwaves they accumulate? :D

We got more cars in wait for the ones that come out to chase the ambulances.

You can never have to many microwaves or too much tinfoil.
10-31-07, 03:54 PM
Ender

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenna

If they run lawyers over with their cars, won't that just attract more lawyers who will chase the ambulance of the run-over lawyer? And then if those lawyers are also run over, won't that just attract even more lawyers? At what point wil the proliferation of lawyers cause the universe to implode? And won't the mods run out of space in their homes for all the microwaves they accumulate? :D

after enough lawyers are taken out, the rest will smart up and get jobs as used car salesmen.

and the microwaves can be sold on ebay, or saved and traded up like you do with prizes at the fair. at least, thats whey they tell me :D
10-31-07, 04:24 PM
countybear

Do I get a toaster for banning Jenna??

:D
10-31-07, 05:38 PM
smokey703

Quote:

Originally Posted by countybear

Do I get a toaster for banning Jenna??

:D

Bro. if you do it I will give you my own toaster. Its a 4 slicer if that makes it more appealing
11-01-07, 06:04 AM
Jenna

:bolt:
11-01-07, 05:10 PM
nsb22

Quote:

Originally Posted by countybear

Do I get a toaster for banning Jenna??

:D

I will personally buy you one of those toasters that cooks your egg as it toasts your bread!!! http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...2L._SS260_.jpg
11-01-07, 05:28 PM
Car 4

OK, How did that happen?

We went from bottom feeders to toasters....what happened there....whose the mod....my head hurts too.

Car 4