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    I spam, because I suck and swallow...

    This site I want you to visit is your online legal assistant for Bankruptcy or Personal Injury Attorneys, but if these rapists that I work for aren't good enough to make it without spamming other people's forums, they must suck pretty hard, so I guess I'll just get banned permanently by Countybear, who dislikes lawyers anyway...


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    But I already save money with Geico...

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    And its ok because I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
    Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.

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    Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.

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    I spam, because I suck and swallow...
    How you doin?

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    A lawyer tried to spam a police site?

    Brilliant!
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    Do mods get points for each spammer they ban, and is a lawyer-spammer worth extra points?

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    Dang... I can't rep CB for that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Do mods get points for each spammer they ban, and is a lawyer-spammer worth extra points?
    They do get brownie points with me, Reca and Conalabu.

    But more importantly, when they run lawyers over with their cars, they get a free microwave, courtesy of LEF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    They do get brownie points with me, Reca and Conalabu.

    But more importantly, when they run lawyers over with their cars, they get a free microwave, courtesy of LEF.
    Sweet!!!!!! I hope I can be a mod oneday so I can get the chance to get a free microwave.
    Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.

    The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.

    Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    They do get brownie points with me, Reca and Conalabu.

    But more importantly, when they run lawyers over with their cars, they get a free microwave, courtesy of LEF.
    If they run lawyers over with their cars, won't that just attract more lawyers who will chase the ambulance of the run-over lawyer? And then if those lawyers are also run over, won't that just attract even more lawyers? At what point wil the proliferation of lawyers cause the universe to implode? And won't the mods run out of space in their homes for all the microwaves they accumulate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    If they run lawyers over with their cars, won't that just attract more lawyers who will chase the ambulance of the run-over lawyer? And then if those lawyers are also run over, won't that just attract even more lawyers? At what point wil the proliferation of lawyers cause the universe to implode? And won't the mods run out of space in their homes for all the microwaves they accumulate?
    \
    And with all of that being said Jenna, you just made my head implode.
    Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.

    The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.

    Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.

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    A Spammer and a Lair, damn! Nothing like 2 for 1!
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    I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    If they run lawyers over with their cars, won't that just attract more lawyers...
    Who really cares. That's one less lawyer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    If they run lawyers over with their cars, won't that just attract more lawyers who will chase the ambulance of the run-over lawyer? And then if those lawyers are also run over, won't that just attract even more lawyers? At what point wil the proliferation of lawyers cause the universe to implode? And won't the mods run out of space in their homes for all the microwaves they accumulate?

    We got more cars in wait for the ones that come out to chase the ambulances.

    You can never have to many microwaves or too much tinfoil.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    If they run lawyers over with their cars, won't that just attract more lawyers who will chase the ambulance of the run-over lawyer? And then if those lawyers are also run over, won't that just attract even more lawyers? At what point wil the proliferation of lawyers cause the universe to implode? And won't the mods run out of space in their homes for all the microwaves they accumulate?
    after enough lawyers are taken out, the rest will smart up and get jobs as used car salesmen.

    and the microwaves can be sold on ebay, or saved and traded up like you do with prizes at the fair. at least, thats whey they tell me

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    Do I get a toaster for banning Jenna??



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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Do I get a toaster for banning Jenna??


    Bro. if you do it I will give you my own toaster. Its a 4 slicer if that makes it more appealing
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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Do I get a toaster for banning Jenna??


    I will personally buy you one of those toasters that cooks your egg as it toasts your bread!!!


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    OK, How did that happen?

    We went from bottom feeders to toasters....what happened there....whose the mod....my head hurts too.

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