Without the prior knowledge or planning of any of the site staff, I have stepped into the Holding Cell myself. Although we usually use this area exclusively for trolls, I am assigning myself this duty as the anti-troll, and taking this opportunity to call one out, personally.
So, I am here to call out a troll on this board - SaraJ.
SaraJ - you are the weakest link. Your weak-minded, slimy, gutless backstabbing of this site's management on another (pretender) internet site, and your drivol about American police corruption have tweaked me beyond the point of reason. You left America to reside in Mexico, but I'll bet you were just chasing penis. You are a sickening old wench who should stick to what you know - political prostitution. Your profile says that you are a 58 year-old female, but I don't mind digitally bitch-slapping a granny once in a while.
Grow a pair old girl and step in to answer my challenge, or I'll ban your wrinkled ass just on principle. The clock is ticking.

