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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    What a minute!, How old are you?, you have been through the system already, i mean polygraph and all?
    Interesting????

    Me be 30 and on my second gubbermit gig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OXCOPS View Post
    Me be 30 and on my second gubbermit gig.
    Back in the 1980's when I had my psuedo-gubbermit contractor gig, we got along fine without all them new-fangled gadgets, and we didn't even have to pee in a cup till about 1988.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    we didn't even have to pee in a cup till about 1988.

    Too hard to empty the catheder bag until then or what?
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    It's pretty funny really... I had a security clearance in the service without a polygraph, but had to tell a guy my worst secrets to wear a badge and gun.

    Not all gubmint jobs look for the same issues.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    It's pretty funny really... I had a security clearance in the service without a polygraph, but had to tell a guy my worst secrets to wear a badge and gun.

    Not all gubmint jobs look for the same issues.
    you came on too late, in the good old days they didn't use the lie box. They just intimidated the hell out of you


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    That's me my friend, always late to the party
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    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Back in the 1980's when I had my psuedo-gubbermit contractor gig, we got along fine without all them new-fangled gadgets, and we didn't even have to pee in a cup till about 1988.
    This was the first job I have ever taken a poly and pisser for. All the brass at my old, hometown PD knew all my family. I would bet the BG investigation wasn't too intense (even though there was nothing there to hide).

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    It's pretty funny really... I had a security clearance in the service without a polygraph, but had to tell a guy my worst secrets to wear a badge and gun.

    Not all gubmint jobs look for the same issues.
    Yeah, most clearance levels don't even require a poly, and the ones that do even have different levels of digging into your past. I've passed the most strict levels I know of for the government, and the local police poly I took years ago was still the most intense and stressful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian View Post
    Yeah, most clearance levels don't even require a poly, and the ones that do even have different levels of digging into your past. I've passed the most strict levels I know of for the government, and the local police poly I took years ago was still the most intense and stressful.
    I got the TS treatment, with a special investigation for a foreign born wife.

    Want funny? My wife is from Canada, and the DSS agent met with me standing underneath the Canadian flag at Western Air Defense Sector headquarters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    I got the TS treatment, with a special investigation for a foreign born wife.

    Want funny? My wife is from Canada, and the DSS agent met with me standing underneath the Canadian flag at Western Air Defense Sector headquarters.
    Ha! Man, those guys make some serious money. Apparently a lot are contractors, and they get paid mileage and hourly. I wondered why they were always so anxious to drive to meet me places when I could tell them the info over the phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OXCOPS View Post
    This was the first job I have ever taken a poly and pisser for. All the brass at my old, hometown PD knew all my family. I would bet the BG investigation wasn't too intense (even though there was nothing there to hide as the bodies were alreadly long burried, and deep too.).
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    I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheeBadOne View Post
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    WTF were you thinking!!!!

    Why the fuck would you ever think that selling or giving a prescription that is in your name, (not John Doe's) and you can only get from the pharmacy, to someone else or selling them for a few dollars, is not illegal and YOU want to get into Law Enforcement . Me thinks you need to lay off the shit or stop smoking the crack!!!!! But again, you could always get a job with the Florida Department of Corrections. They will hire anyone who is not a convicted felon. That is the only criteria. Sad huh.

    Sorry about the rant, but I hate DUMBASSES!!!!!
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    Maybe he shouldn't have taken as many of those drugs before his polygraph

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