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    Tom Fart

    Beans, beans, good for your heart
    The more you eat'em, the more you fart


    How's that poem, bucko?


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    That is the most interesting intro I have seen yet. Big Sexy is that you???
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    It's either Big Sexy, or it's an article on himself that he copy and pasted. LOL. Anyway, welcome to LEF.

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    Welcome from Ohio.

    Does Tom Zart post any conversation? Or does Tom Zart just post his work?
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    BTW, welcome from the good side of Missouri, St. Louis. If there is a good side, that is.
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    Got to give you credit for that intro...

    from Washington!
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
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    Tom Fart

    I have bad gas.

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    I see Tom might have been a Kipling fan. Bravo!
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    Onto the obvious question... are you Tom Fart?

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
    - Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America

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    That from the nunnery
    Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
    To war and arms I fly.
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    County Bear, your competition has arrived! Welcome aboard Mr Tom Fart.
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    Welcome from Louisiana

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    Tom Fart

    I admit, I confess
    I am wearing a woman's dress

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    with a name like that you so invite some fart limmericks...

    there once was a man named tom fart

    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    LMAO Goz....


    Welcome from SoCal... this could get interesting.... and he doesn't have anything on CB!

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    Tom Fart

    Roses are red, violets are blue
    I have to fart, how 'bout you?

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    Tom Fart

    Stinky butt

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    Mr. Zart.

    While the posting of your poems is okay, please contact the Site Owner, Terminator before posting any links as advertisements for your work.
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    Thank you for your helpful tip look "Tom Fart" up on google.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomZart View Post
    Thank you for your helpful tip look "Tom Zart" up on google.

    I don't care what your name is. How the hell do we know you are Tom Zart by a google search? You could be some 13 year old kid using his name! Stop posting your poems in all of your posts or you will face immediate and permanent banishment for spamming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomZart View Post
    Thank you for your helpful tip look "Tom Fart" up on google.

    Already did. I'd consider it more than just a tip sir.

    Thanks for your cooperation!
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