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    I KNOW I CAME BACK AND I WONT EVER POST AGAIN AFTE

    I KNOW I SAID I WOULDNT COME BACK AND I WONT I JUST WANTED TO POST THIS LAST POST
    THIS IS JERRY AGAIN AND I WONT EVEN BOTHER TO EMAIL ANYONE ON HERE OR REPLY TO THIS POST SO YAH DONT EVEN HAVE TO BOTHER READING
    IT AND ALSO BEFORE YAH READ THIS AND SAY OMG HES A POSSIBLE PREDATOR OR A PEDOFILE I WANNA SAY

    MY LOCAL COPS KNOWS ALL ABOUT THIS AND DIDNT EMAIL ME BACK AND MY MOM SAID ITS BECAUSE THEY KNOW ITS STUPID AND IF IT WAS SOMETHING BAD THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN KOCNKING ON MY DOOR THE MINUTE I EMAILED IT TO THEM
    AND ALSO ANOTHBER COP IN MY AREA EVEN SIAD I WAS OK AND WANTED ME TO COME DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION TO TELL ME IN PERSON AND EXPLAIN TO ME IJN PERSON I WAS OK

    AND ALSO THE POLICE THAT LIVES 2 HRS OK FROM ME SAID I WAS OK
    THEY SAID SINCE THE MOM AND KIDS AND STUFF DIDNT REPORT IT AND WONT AND ISNT OFFENDED THEN WHY WORRY ABOUT IT AND WHY AM I WORRIED ABOUT IT

    SO BEFORE YOU ALL SAY OH IM REPORTING IT DONT WORRY BECAUSE IVE DONE EMAILED THESE PEOPLE TODAY
    CYBER TIPLINE
    FBI IN ARIZONA
    MY LOCAL CHIEF OF POLICE
    MISSING KIDS NCMEC
    MOMS AGAINST PREDATORS
    AND MORE LOCAL POLICE PLACES INCASE ANYONE ON THESE FORUMS SENT THEM ANYTHING THATS WHY I EMAIELD THEM

    AND HERE IS WHAT ALL I EMAILED THEM SO YAH KNOW THE TRUTH AND PLEASE BELIEVE THIS STORY AND DONT GET THE WRONG IDERA
    AND ALSO REMEMBER DONT BOTHER REPLYING CAUSE NO MATTER WHAT YAH POST BACK I AM NOT REPLYING
    AND I WONT BE EVER COMING BACK TO THIS SITE AGAIN SO DONT WORRY


    HERES WHAT ALL I WROTE TO THEM


    first off i usually get on myspace.com and email people like over 28 or over 18 and try and date them and there men and im gay but one time i accidentally emailed a 17 yr old not knowing he was 17 until after i havd done it so i emailed the arizona icac intenet criems against children and thats the state the boy i emaield was from
    and they emailed me back and said i was ok and wasnt in trouble and they was happy i came forward and told ok and they also said they wasnt going to further investraigate it

    and heres another thing
    i emailed the local police in beckley and sophia about this and i emailed them so much on myspace they even thereatened to get me for harassment but the sophia cop told me i was ok and eveything was ok
    see i have watched porn with my minor cousins 12 and 17 and also we talk dirty together
    but heres the thing like i told the chareslton police when i called the parents knows about it all and dont care the kids dont care and the parents arent offended and neither is the kids
    so he said if the kids and the parents arent or wasnt offended by it what am i so worried for then
    so then i quit worrying but the more cops i tell on myspace from other towns and stuff they think im a pedofile but im not

    ok before i tell the sitautions that happeend i wanna let you all know
    that my local police already said i was ok and that eveyrthing was fine and also
    one of them was even more worried about me harassing them than the kids stuff
    and also when i called charleston police the officer i spioke too said why am i worried for anyways since the parents are not offended and neietehr is the kids
    anwyays

    so here is the issues and from now on we are not ever gonna watch porn ever ever ever again and i mean ever

    ok my cousins are 12 and 16 and there both girls ok
    and im gay and 21 yrs old

    when we watch porn we watch men and women having sex and watching the men gets me horny and stuff but its not because of them its because of the men because im gay and am attrracted to men
    but i tease them and say im getting hard and they say im getting wet but we are just teasing ok

    and once me and the youngest one was sitting on the couch and teasing i said this and there was a pillow near us and i was picking and said let me put this pillow in between us to control the animal in me


    and then another time the oldest one and the youngest one did a joking thing where the oldest one had the other one bend over and they was fully clothed and she acted like she was doing sexual things but they was picking
    and another thing we have always did things like this and we are all growing up now and it is stopping and like i said my local police knew about it and so did my 2 hr away police

    and then once the youngest one was in the room the entire other room
    and
    just picking i asked do u wanna here what a meatbeating sounds like so i went into the other room and turned the liught off and puled my pants down and beat my meat once so she could here the sound of it just to get us laughing but she was in the entire other room when i did this

    once the oldest ones boob accicentally popped out outsided when she gfot up off the swing

    once they opneed up the bathroom doorr on me when i was pooping and i got mad and closed it and they may have accixcentally seeen my penis

    once i mooned them with my buttcheeks and my mom was in there as well

    once i got on top of this chair that rolled and acted like i was humping it but i didnt do it for sexual pleasure i did it for laughs and for fun

    once in the pool me and the youngest one and i was on a float and she came near me and went underwater acting like she was giving me head but she was not we was just p;laying she wasnt even near my penis at all

    once the youngest one wanted to change clothes and i was gonna leave the room and she said no dont so i didnt
    and i stayed and dunked underneath the bed and she said she would tell me when she was done and when she said she was done she wasnt she was holding her boobs with her hands so we started laughing

    and we always tease each other and say i wanna lick your pussy and i wanna give ya head
    and we come towards each other playing

    BUT LISTEN TO ME
    I REPEAT WE HAVE NEVER HAD SEX NOR WILL WE EVER
    NOR HAVE WE EVER TOUCHED OR MESSED WITH EACH OTHER OR NEVER WILL SEXUALLY
    ALL OF THIS IS JUST TEASING AND IT NEEDS TO STOP NOW RIGHT
    BUT I HAVE TOLD THIS STORY TO THE ENTIRE POLICE I THINK IN MY AREA ON MYSPACE
    AND THEY SAID I WAS OK AND EVERYHING WAS FINE AND SO DID CHARESLTON WV POLICE AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU THINK I AM OK AND ARE U GONNA REPORT THIS
    I AM NOT A PEDOILE OR A SEX OFFENDER OR A PERVERT WE JUST HYAVE ALWAYS PICKED THIS WAY
    AND THE PAREWNTS KNOWS THAT AND EVERYONE WHO KNOWS US KNOWS THIS

    BUT IS IT A CRIME

    and another thing i might should have mentioned and this is what i tell everyone i email about this

    i HAVE NEVER HAD SEX NOR WILL I EVER HAVE SEX WITH MY COUSINS who are 12 and 16 OR ANY OTHER MINORS EVER

    BECAUSE ITS ILLEGAL AND I WOULD NEVER EVEN DATE ANTONE UNDER 18
    EVER OR HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE UNDER 18

    I WILL ONLY DATE AND HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE 18 OR OLDER BECAUSE ILL KNOW THEN THERE 100 PERCENT SURE LEGAL TO DATE AND HAVE SEX WITH

    SO SEE I KNOW THE LAW AND UNDERSTAND AND WANNA OBEY IT PERFECTLY TO A TEE


    now here is the thing though
    i am 22 yrs old now and we have all grown up sionce we used to talk this thius
    we no longer watch porn anymore and when we do its just for laughs
    so as of now we are gonna try to quit the nasty talk

    and before you even say it
    that u are gonna report this its too late i have already emaield my local police and fbi in az and also cyber email and missing kids and they know all about this incase anyone reports this or anything because i have not did anything wrong
    and like i have told people in the past if u ask my cousins they will say and so will there parents that its all picking
    because like i said beofre my local police knew and did nothing and so did the 2 hr away one

    but my other ? is this
    if you email cops in ur araa on myspace and they dont do abnything does that mean ur ok or just that they didnt wanna take the time to get me for it
    because my mom said if they felt it was bad enough they would have got me when i e mailed it and since they didnt i shouold be ok

    BTW

    BUTTSECKS?

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    Since you won't ever post again or reply....

    YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!!!!!
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    I'm suing you for wasting my two minutes....
    FIGHT ON!


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    All the "local cops" you refer to aren't the ones you were reported to.

    Have you noticed any guys in black suits and sunglasses watching you?

    Hmmm, maybe they're just hiding real good. But they're there.

    Don't forget to look over your shoulder now, ya hear?

    BTW, Bubba's still waiting for you. Tell him HI for us when you meet him. (And you WILL be meeting him.)

    Oh, and have a nice day.

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    Listen I am so tired of seeing you post on here and yes you will reply because little trolls like you have nothing better to do than wait for your little giggleberries to grow some hair so you can stop rubbing them on your mom's sofa. We do not care who you e-mailed what to you are going to jail where you belong. You will not have access to any young children to harm. You will be the one being harmed several times a day by men who will never be free again.

    So stay gone and remember FOLLOW THE OFFICERS COMMANDS SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ACCIDENTS.
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    This is amazing. Not only do you keep coming back, but you post the absolute most ridiculous stuff ever. You are a moron. Not in jest, but a true, dyed in the wool moron. It boggles my mind that at some point you do not begin to choke because of the obvious effort it takes for you to continue breathing.
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    Who gives a rats ass you perv.

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    Let the banning countdown begin?
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    I get a headache just reading that crap. Dufus.
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    and like... so like funny to like see your name at the bottom of those currently like viewing this fucking tard thread

    thought you were like leaving dude?

    buh - bye
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    BTW

    BANNED.


    Reason: Your Mother's ass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post

    Now Thats FUNNY!!!!
    Insert witty comment and disclaimer here.

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    You need to keep watching your (does that make you horny) you sick butsecks, cum bubbling gutter slurping, pickle kisser, because the police are taking of you right now as we speak. So you should just go somewhere and die you child molesting wanabe. How do you figure you sicko there is no crime when you admit to watching porn with a 12 and 16 yo juvenile. I know that is a crime almost every where, but then again you are nothing but a huge

    And to reply to what Resident Smart Ass View Posted

    My you have major anal trauma and bleed for weeks from your streached out shitter!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    BTW

    BANNED.


    Reason: Your Mother's ass...
    Damm you are way fast on that bann thing, I was just getting started
    To all, Be safe, watch your ass, cover your 6 and not just from the bad guys, and remember to be the sheep dog and not the sheep, (They more often then not get screwed in the end)

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    What a fucking, fuckstick. I don't think I have any other words for him.

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    Holly shit, most annoying troll ever.
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    That felt so good... I'm tempted to un-ban him so that I can ban him again...

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