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    WE HAVE A WINNER!!! DING DING DING DING DING...

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    BACK to school with him!

    Will they EVER learn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandera View Post
    I am sorry if I offended anyone here, but all I intended to do was show pictures of my work...
    As so often happens with "trollism", you start out pretty well here. Had you just left it at that, no issues. Post away and have a great time... but...

    (which I have done several times in the past in the exact same manner with NO problem at all).
    ...now, we see you turn up the volume a bit. Read ToS for this site, and you will see that you can post such things without restriction. Here, we do not allow advertising for commercial purposes without specific approval. This site is beholden to its supporters, and spam of any kind will never be tolerated. I wouldn't even have had a major problem up to this point, but again, "trollism" and lack of maturity prompts this:

    It's not worth the hassle from cry baby nit-pickers, so take me off your member list!
    Literally translated from the New American Countybear Dictionary of Trollspeak, this equals:

    WAAAAAAHH!!! I'm picking up all my matchbox toys and going away, since you won't let me play with them in the sandbox like I want to...
    Let me show you how I take people "off (our) member list", Banned-era...



    You snivelling little shitsnipper, I don't give a rat's ass about your toys, your hobbies, your sexual preferences, or your wittle feewings. Pack up your Tonkas and Dollies and go troll and spam somewhere else. I could care less how other sites might tolerate your trolling, spamming, drama, and disrespect. This one will not.

    Take your dioramas and slam them up your recto-rama, just don't forget to lubricate them first for comfort and safety, and be sure to use a spotter.

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    banned-era

    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Just remember, here on O/R:
    There are only two kinds of real justice left: street and poetic...


    Canada, huh? Almost made it...

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    LMAO @ CB, Good Job guys, i waited for more than 30 minutes for this asshat to make a comment. I wanted to be the first to Pounce on him.
    I see that you guys did a great job like always.
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    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

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    Shit!!! i missed it, I fell asleep. Damn!!!!!!!! I would like to have seen the look on that cocksmooch's face when he read all the responses.
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    You can drive those cars up the black hole of one way traffic. Shit for brains.

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    You buy them the books and send them to school and all they do is fuck the teacher.

    Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.

    The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.

    Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.

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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=fZG_tTjQEmY

    CB is driving and Bandera is riding in the back.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    It's Banned-era, get it right. j/k


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    Let me send a clear message to all who are afflicted by the illness of "trollism".

    These fine men, who devote extra personal time to moderating these boards without compensation, will not at anytime be forced to put up with sniping, drama-filled, disrespectful, rude, or personally derisive comments on this watch.

    Does this mean that users cannot disagree or debate with a mod? Certainly not. I am as fair minded and understanding as any reasonable person. I do, however, expect that all users will abide by terms of service in handling issues here, and will refrain from acting like a complete smart ass, especially in the public areas of this forum.

    I personally feel indebted to the users here. This community is unmatched by any online environment that I have seen, and that is certainly due to those who make up O/R.

    I am also especially proud to be a part of this team of professional law enforcement officers who so freely give of their time and efforts to help make this thing work for all of us.

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    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
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    HHHHHHHUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! !!!!!!!!!

    Sorry, flashback moment...
    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
    One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. ~ Anon

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    sigh...

    As this site's newest moderator, I've been carefully watching the forums in a feable attempt to collar my first troll (and thereby earn my junior-moderator achievment badge).

    But, it is harder than it might look to you outsiders... The seasoned veterans know where/when to look for trolls, they know the "street names" that the trolls go by, and they have CI's who probably give them information about trolls.

    Also, the trolls can spot a rookie from a mile away. They'll ask you "are you new here?", or "don't you know that I'm a friend of Terminator? You better let me go, or I'll have your badge!!!". The trolls will use any opportunity to get the best of a rookie... But I'll get one eventually!!!

    Hopefully I'll catch one soon, before my stats look bad to the Sgt.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Coloradocop View Post
    sigh...

    As this site's newest moderator, I've been carefully watching the forums in a feable attempt to collar my first troll (and thereby earn my junior-moderator achievment badge).

    But, it is harder than it might look to you outsiders... The seasoned veterans know where/when to look for trolls, they know the "street names" that the trolls go by, and they have CI's who probably give them information about trolls.

    Also, the trolls can spot a rookie from a mile away. They'll ask you "are you new here?", or "don't you know that I'm a friend of Terminator? You better let me go, or I'll have your badge!!!". The trolls will use any opportunity to get the best of a rookie... But I'll get one eventually!!!

    Hopefully I'll catch one soon, before my stats look bad to the Sgt.


 

 
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