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    Welcome back "LOP"

    While contemplating the whole Holding Cell idea, I invited certain banned members back, as trolls, under certain restrictions. I e-mailed LOP, and to my surprise she has come back. So everyone welcome LOP back.

    Here are some classic LOP quotes:

    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    As of 7pm, CST last night I can’t find my glasses. I know it is a long shot but I was hoping maybe one of you knows where I put them, If so, please reply to this email. This is turning out to be a fine week. Monday I lose my job, Thursday I lose my glasses… oh boy, I can hardly wait for the weekend.
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    Paramdecs did ask me if i want to go on ride along with the ambulance? I told them yes. They thought me what i can do and what not. The defibrillator paddles was for me a big NO NO.
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    I married an US citizen. I got the green card and swoop my name run thrue the Files. Hubby is in the Military . My family run thrue the files as well. Now i'm a security officer and see i still have the greencard and swoop my name run thrue the files again. I'm wondering here If they slowly don't know us. I'm wondering what they are going to do when I become an us citizen? I still will run thrue the files.
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    Hello all,

    I have watched Fox new's today and I saw a Police chase. The cops did chased a van. They boxed him off the road and the driver decided to run.

    Now They catched the guy and they beat him, kicked him. Everything was on TV.
    Why do cops do this? Don't they know that they might end up on TV ? What will they face on charges ? Will they be suspended or jail?
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    I'm getting these blisters when I have a virus in my body
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    Pitcure it : Highway in the night.

    What shall I do when a unmarked police car is behind me with lights on? Shall I stop right away or shall i drive to the nearest exit where I think it is safe to stop?
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    We have lived 3 years in the UK and I had so my questions about the police. What kind of laws does a Bobby has when not helping out by vandalismn (showing proof on camrea and photo ) , happy slapping , emergency responding ( 30 minutes until a car came ) .
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    I loved the country also the bobbie's. They do look cute with their uniform. What a shame is that they can not wear weapons.
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    What is if you have kid's in the car? Does the Police in the Uk still spike the tires from the car?
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    It is not an arguement OK guy's?? Just a question. To understand the UK police as well. In every country the rules and laws are way different.
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    While We where living in the Uk I discovered this. Vandalismn. breaking into the cars and stealing stuff out of it.Teenagers did got caught from the americans on the photo and video . they took the stuff to the police jus tto find out that they can not do a thing because they did not caught them right away .
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    I had an emergency called the police in the night and they where in our house 30 minutes later.. The station was 5 minutes driving from us.
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    There is actually an E mail going around that goes somewhat so:

    There is a mother and Daughter driving on the highway. All the sudden they have an unmarkt police car behind them. The daughter i believe called the cops and did asked if this is a police car. They said that this is NOT a police car and they should not stop. They gave the dispatcher the location and the real cops did lined up behind the bad guy. Yes they caught him. It turned out that he was a bad guy.

    in these day's we can buy everything over the net. And nobody does care where and how you get it.

    Remember the bombing in Germany? i think that was the time when they hit Frankfurt Airport? The police did showed us in the TV how easy it was to get the stuff over the internet. This is not funny anymore.
    Last edited by Terminator; 03-26-06 at 10:56 PM.

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    I loved reading those. I forgot about most of them.

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    Cripes, those made my brain hemorrhage...

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    I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!

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    What does LOP stand for..........Lost On Phonics? Sheesh, learn the language and maybe you won't get "run through the files"!

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    Just for reference.. LOP was a German.
    Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft. -
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    Didn't mean to disrespect anyone, troll or otherwise. I just find it amusing when someone talks shit about another and cannot even get their syntax correct. I am of German heritage and I spent two years there. I made the extra effort to respect the culture, obey the laws and know the language before I picked a fight. Maybe a lesson Vincente Fox needs to learn! Hmmmm?

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    Originally Posted by lop
    I'm getting these blisters when I have a virus in my body
    That one cracked me up

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    Feel my pulse - am I alive? Jeez I'm glad I wasn't around when they were first posted as patience isn't my strong point!

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    Thanks for sharing with us n00bs!
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    Thats from the drool and dribble coming from my open mouth...WHAT Is wrong with people.
    BTW- I enjoy the troll section..
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by E-man
    WHAT Is wrong with people
    My first thought would be.... "A lot"...
    "When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
    I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!

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    mloppy_00: hi
    Me: hey\
    mloppy_00: na how ar eyou??
    Me: doin fine
    mloppy_00: cool how is weather in germany??
    Me: hell if I know.. Im in Nevada
    mloppy_00: WHAT??
    mloppy_00: i thought you liv ein germany
    Me: moved
    mloppy_00: no way
    mloppy_00: now what ar eyou doing in nevada??
    mloppy_00: still the same job??
    Me: nope.. came back to be a Cop
    mloppy_00: now please let me know when you moved etc,etc,etc
    Me: about a week ago
    mloppy_00: NOOOOOOOOOO
    mloppy_00: have you been a cop before??
    mloppy_00: im not nosy anymore when i do know everything hehehehe
    Me: nope..
    mloppy_00: so you ar egoing to school to be a cop?
    mloppy_00: state trooper?? sheriff??
    Me: city
    Me: Vegas
    mloppy_00: ack
    mloppy_00: deuty gets more money
    mloppy_00: deputy
    Me: not here
    Me: sheriff and city are merged
    mloppy_00: hey then i'm going to see you on tv shows COP
    mloppy_00: cool
    mloppy_00: not here
    mloppy_00: we have city
    Me: most do
    mloppy_00: deputy they are going to hate me hehehehe
    Me: whys that?
    mloppy_00: and then state trooper
    mloppy_00: yeah well ummmmm
    mloppy_00: drive them nuts
    mloppy_00: lololol my job
    Me: why?
    Me: whats that?
    mloppy_00: i'm a security officer
    mloppy_00: in the mall
    Me: why would the cops hate you?
    mloppy_00: i call them by little things
    Me: what little things?
    mloppy_00: like when people ar esleepingin their cars on our premisies
    mloppy_00: loitering
    mloppy_00: then we do have a theatre there
    mloppy_00: calling them for back ups
    mloppy_00: in other words they can be darn lazy
    mloppy_00: i have heard this story
    mloppy_00: before the mall had us
    mloppy_00: ther ewas another security company and the sheriff department
    mloppy_00: do you think that they have done something against the robbers??
    Me: which robbers?
    mloppy_00: The mall is so down thats not even funny
    mloppy_00: people who like to go into JC Penny stores and steal stuff
    mloppy_00: In the mall people like to steal
    mloppy_00: so now the our company came in and turned that intire store around and yes the deputy has to help too because we can not arrest them
    mloppy_00: we can make only fast arrests when we see criminal
    mloppy_00: like vandalismn
    mloppy_00: or how do you call the sprayers??
    mloppy_00: but we can not arrest people who are stealing
    mloppy_00: it is not our job to do so, its the job from the police
    mloppy_00: mall policy
    mloppy_00: graffity
    Me: right.. police arrest people.. what exactly would you do with them anyways?
    Me: 10 years hard time at the Gap?
    mloppy_00: what we can do is we do give our barrmetns
    mloppy_00: barrments
    mloppy_00: we do barr people and trust me our list is long
    mloppy_00: between a year and forever
    mloppy_00: I think so
    mloppy_00: 10 years
    mloppy_00: I lov emy job
    mloppy_00: I work at the nights
    mloppy_00: i'm not a public safety officer
    mloppy_00: i'm a security officer
    Me: Those mall security guards are interesting folks.. do you get one of those sweet plastic smokey the bear hats?
    mloppy_00: no
    mloppy_00: we do have the nice white blouse
    mloppy_00: black pants
    mloppy_00: nice shiny police belt
    mloppy_00: hand cuffs
    mloppy_00: light
    mloppy_00: cloves
    mloppy_00: yup thats what we have
    mloppy_00: and walkie talkie and radio
    Me: sounds like a party and a half
    mloppy_00: yup
    mloppy_00: like i write i love my job and i love my boss
    mloppy_00: he told me if i have to call teh police call me
    mloppy_00: if you do have a question call me
    mloppy_00: if you do feel too tired for work call me
    mloppy_00: regardless which time it is
    Me: like I said.. sounds like a party
    mloppy_00: when people are asking in the next morning what had happened last nicht he knows everything when i do call him
    mloppy_00: if ther eis something going on
    mloppy_00: i mad ehim one time so mad
    mloppy_00: he made me mad as well and he knew it
    mloppy_00: he told me not to call him when he had off. Yeah well i did not know when hehad off
    mloppy_00: I di not look ont he list when i do call on the daytime
    mloppy_00: so he wrot eme a letter saying he does not wants to get called when he has of fand i wrote back ok im not going to call you at all anymor eyou can read now everything wha ti wrote ont eh paper
    mloppy_00: he toldme good that i went home before he was reading my letter. He would have killed me lololololol
    mloppy_00: trust me in one thing
    mloppy_00: we both we know how far we can go
    Me: it sounds like it
    mloppy_00: we do work on the same level . We do have some disagreements thats normal
    mloppy_00: but we do work it out
    mloppy_00: we do talk alot
    mloppy_00: and guess what?? I never see my boss on my job. He knows that i'm up and awwake . he came int eh beginning often to me just for checking out of the blue
    mloppy_00: but he does not need to do it . he has the deputies . They do know that i'm out alot. They ar easking me often hey mikki are you often out again?? Yeah normal for me
    mloppy_00: and yes i can cover my area. I told them if i see something i will let you know lolololol
    Me:
    mloppy_00: even when they ar epassing the mall they see me outside, regardless what time it is in the night
    mloppy_00: when they do have the meeting which i never attend the deputies are there as well . when they are telling my boss the story whats happened . he says constantly. I know . Mikki told me
    mloppy_00: Even hubby can't believeit what kind of boss i have
    mloppy_00: jup he is 24 / 7 there
    mloppy_00: typish for him He is full blown ADHD
    mloppy_00: so now back to you
    mloppy_00: what brought you now back to the states and this to las vegas??
    Me: Family and a job
    mloppy_00: you are from vegas??
    mloppy_00: and you wanted to be always a cop??
    Me: more north but yeah
    mloppy_00: blue mountains??
    mloppy_00: oh i love them
    mloppy_00: i was ther eand saw them
    mloppy_00: we had our honeymoon in las vegas
    mloppy_00: the hotels ar echeap
    mloppy_00: 45 doolar per night
    mloppy_00: 65 for a sweet
    mloppy_00: all you can eat buffets
    mloppy_00: and then the gambling hehehehe
    mloppy_00: wow a cop cool
    mloppy_00: Have fun and stay safe
    mloppy_00: I wish you luck and let me know when you ar eon TV> lolololol
    Me: can do
    mloppy_00: i will go back to bed. Im tired .
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    You could get drunk on that and not have to spend a dime on alcohol.

    I think I feel a hangover coming on.

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    and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!"
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    I got bored half-way through.

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    It's not working!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!

    Seriously, LT, can you enlighten us to were lop's general area is? I swear I think this may be the crazy female security guard we hide from at one of the malls here!!!
    Here Speeder, Speeder, Speeder


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    Florida.

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    I was getting worried there for a moment, I had a couple beers and then read that little exchange. I think maybe I better call it a night. NO MORE BEER.
    BEATI PACIFICI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Hammer
    NO MORE BEER.

    Say it ain't so!

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    Me: right.. police arrest people.. what exactly would you do with them anyways?
    Me: 10 years hard time at the Gap?
    That's sig material right there

 

 
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