in need of serious advice HALP pls

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Originally Posted by CTR man

TROLL MEAT?

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it's well done troll meat

Wolvens next date :noidea:

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Originally Posted by Five-0

No he left.

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He must have a customer who wants to take a dip in the fudge pot.

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Originally Posted by pgg

Wolvens next date :noidea:

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I thought that was you, PGG. What happened? Did you give her up? I don't understand it, Wolven is such a nice girl. If I weren't married, I would be interested myself.

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Originally Posted by CTR man

I thought that was you, PGG. What happened? Did you give her up? I don't understand it, Wolven is such a nice girl. If I weren't married, I would be interested myself.

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I didn't see ex401mp online so I had to fill in :rofl:

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Originally Posted by pgg

I didn't see ex401mp online so I had to fill in :rofl:

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:rofl:Good Job :thumb:

Where did our future, or current, customer go to??

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Originally Posted by BigDawg

Where did our future, or current, customer go to??

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He must still be busy. There must be a long line. See Below.

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Originally Posted by Five-0

No he left.

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Originally Posted by GASheepdog

He must have a customer who wants to take a dip in the fudge pot.

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

Will my big dick keep me out of the police academy

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no, its actually a pre-requisite.

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Originally Posted by Five-0

No he left.

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try again smart guy.

really freaking mature dude. what a dumb question. if you could spell maybe that would help you out as well.

Butt I ar stoopid an' I speel lyk I in kindrgarten... har har har.

I just thought of Bubba J from Jeff Dunham's comedy skit while I typed all that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stzgan_uxlA

i didnt think girls could be cops lmao

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

try again smart guy.

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Well then, the test is next week?


You have to get to work quick then! You'll need the following items...

1.) Rusty steak knife, maybe even a butter knife.
2.) Can of WD40
3.) Some string or yarn
4.) Duct tape


Step 1: Spray WD40 on your member
Step 2: Tie string tightly around the base of your mystery penis
Step 3: Slowly begin to saw at the base of your junk
Step 4: Once it's off, apply duct tape to the bleeding.
Step 5: Firmly hold your lost junk in your hand, bend over...

















AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!!




:D

Here is a clue nimrod, you are not welcome here. Now go to your truck stop and go lick some sweaty balls and go fuck yourself. This is OUR house, and your welcome mat was pulled away. That's it now pogue, bye bye.

oh look now the tough cops r threatening me on the internet lol bunch of pussies. dont let me see you in the streets.

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Originally Posted by pgg

I didn't see ex401mp online so I had to fill in :rofl:

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Good to see that you have my back. :D

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

dont let me see you in the streets.

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that is the funniest thing ive heard in a while. thank you keyboard warrior. you just made my day.

i like how you guys are slapping each others asses here but thids isnt college and you arnt drunk. are you rednecks ever going to answe my questions??????

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

oh look now the tough cops r threatening me on the internet lol bunch of pussies. dont let me see you in the streets.

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You actually leave Mommy's basement long enough to know what a street looks like?


Don't fret little fella, someday you'll be promoted to Drive Thru!

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

i like how you guys are slapping each others asses here but thids isnt college and you arnt drunk. are you rednecks ever going to answe my questions??????

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i did answer your question. your big dick will not interfere with your police work. apparently you didnt know what pre-requisite meant. it means its actually a requirement. we all have them.