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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    TROLL MEAT?
    it's well done troll meat
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Wolvens next date
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    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    No he left.
    He must have a customer who wants to take a dip in the fudge pot.
    Be kind, be courteous . . .

    and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Wolvens next date
    I thought that was you, PGG. What happened? Did you give her up? I don't understand it, Wolven is such a nice girl. If I weren't married, I would be interested myself.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    I thought that was you, PGG. What happened? Did you give her up? I don't understand it, Wolven is such a nice girl. If I weren't married, I would be interested myself.
    I didn't see ex401mp online so I had to fill in
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    I didn't see ex401mp online so I had to fill in
    Good Job


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    Where did our future, or current, customer go to??
    "An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper


    Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg View Post
    Where did our future, or current, customer go to??
    He must still be busy. There must be a long line. See Below.

    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    No he left.
    Quote Originally Posted by GASheepdog View Post
    He must have a customer who wants to take a dip in the fudge pot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    Will my big dick keep me out of the police academy
    no, its actually a pre-requisite.
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


    the posts and opinions stated by me do not in any way reflect the values, beliefs, or views of my department. they are simply opinions and/or observations which have been developed through my personal experiences. hell, most of the stories probably arent even true...wink wink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    No he left.
    try again smart guy.
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    really freaking mature dude. what a dumb question. if you could spell maybe that would help you out as well.

    Butt I ar stoopid an' I speel lyk I in kindrgarten... har har har.

    I just thought of Bubba J from Jeff Dunham's comedy skit while I typed all that.

    May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.

    12/12/44- 2/26/09

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    i didnt think girls could be cops lmao
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    try again smart guy.
    Well then, the test is next week?


    You have to get to work quick then! You'll need the following items...

    1.) Rusty steak knife, maybe even a butter knife.
    2.) Can of WD40
    3.) Some string or yarn
    4.) Duct tape


    Step 1: Spray WD40 on your member
    Step 2: Tie string tightly around the base of your mystery penis
    Step 3: Slowly begin to saw at the base of your junk
    Step 4: Once it's off, apply duct tape to the bleeding.
    Step 5: Firmly hold your lost junk in your hand, bend over...

















    AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!!




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    Here is a clue nimrod, you are not welcome here. Now go to your truck stop and go lick some sweaty balls and go fuck yourself. This is OUR house, and your welcome mat was pulled away. That's it now pogue, bye bye.
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    oh look now the tough cops r threatening me on the internet lol bunch of pussies. dont let me see you in the streets.
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    I didn't see ex401mp online so I had to fill in

    Good to see that you have my back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    dont let me see you in the streets.
    that is the funniest thing ive heard in a while. thank you keyboard warrior. you just made my day.
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


    the posts and opinions stated by me do not in any way reflect the values, beliefs, or views of my department. they are simply opinions and/or observations which have been developed through my personal experiences. hell, most of the stories probably arent even true...wink wink

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    i like how you guys are slapping each others asses here but thids isnt college and you arnt drunk. are you rednecks ever going to answe my questions??????
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    oh look now the tough cops r threatening me on the internet lol bunch of pussies. dont let me see you in the streets.
    You actually leave Mommy's basement long enough to know what a street looks like?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    i like how you guys are slapping each others asses here but thids isnt college and you arnt drunk. are you rednecks ever going to answe my questions??????
    i did answer your question. your big dick will not interfere with your police work. apparently you didnt know what pre-requisite meant. it means its actually a requirement. we all have them.
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


    the posts and opinions stated by me do not in any way reflect the values, beliefs, or views of my department. they are simply opinions and/or observations which have been developed through my personal experiences. hell, most of the stories probably arent even true...wink wink

 

 
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