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06-07-09, 12:14 AM
MoneyMakerShaker

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Originally Posted by Pudge113

You actually leave Mommy's basement long enough to know what a street looks like?

Don't fret little fella, someday you'll be promoted to Drive Thru!

a cop named pudge imagine that shit. try putting down the donuts and you might start catching more bad guys.
06-07-09, 12:16 AM
Pudge

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Originally Posted by tapout

i did answer your question. your big dick will not interfere with your police work. apparently you didnt know what pre-requisite meant. it means its actually a requirement. we all have them.

lol. I don't think we'll have too much to worry about when he tests. Unless of course the test is to suck off 14 300lb, Peterbuilt driving, sweaty fat guys.
06-07-09, 12:18 AM
Pudge

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

a cop named pudge imagine that shit. try putting down the donuts and you might start catching more bad guys.

lol. Ya got me now.

Why so disgruntled? Did your last glory hole appointment cancel?
06-07-09, 12:19 AM
tapout

i remember the day i had my first beer...
06-07-09, 12:20 AM
MoneyMakerShaker

who says cops dont have a sense of humor. you fags are barrel of laughs andd still wont answer my quesiotns which i asked for help on. thanks for nothing you useless cops.
06-07-09, 12:20 AM
Pudge

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

who says cops dont have a sense of humor. you fags are barrel of laughs andd still wont answer my quesiotns which i asked for help on. thanks for nothing you useless cops.

Yet you want to become one of us...:noidea:
06-07-09, 12:22 AM
CTR man

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Originally Posted by Pudge113

Well then, the test is next week?

You have to get to work quick then! You'll need the following items...

1.) Rusty steak knife, maybe even a butter knife.
2.) Can of WD40
3.) Some string or yarn
4.) Duct tape

Step 1: Spray WD40 on your member
Step 2: Tie string tightly around the base of your mystery penis
Step 3: Slowly begin to saw at the base of your junk
Step 4: Once it's off, apply duct tape to the bleeding.
Step 5: Firmly hold your lost junk in your hand, bend over...

AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

:D

Or employ Lorena Bobbitt and she'll do it for you. Sham-wow!
06-07-09, 12:24 AM
MoneyMakerShaker

is that how you guys do it??? bully people and gang up on them??? if so i think i will do something for people with a higher level education.
06-07-09, 12:24 AM
Pudge

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

Will my big dick keep me out of the police academy and will it cause problems with soccer moms seeing me nekkid and then me giving them a ticket.:noidea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8ibV8dVuto
06-07-09, 12:26 AM
Pudge

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

is that how you guys do it??? bully people and gang up on them??? if so i think i will do something for people with a higher level education.

Amazing...we were able to go into the future and pull dashcam video from your car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QLvXTdY3dQ
06-07-09, 12:30 AM
tapout

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

is that how you guys do it??? bully people and gang up on them??? if so i think i will do something for people with a higher level education.

he is a cop, and hes learning impared. hes the retarded policeman. byeeeeeeee

lol
06-07-09, 12:43 AM
MoneyMakerShaker

i would fight any of you tough guys without yer bagde and gun any day of the week.
06-07-09, 12:47 AM
CTR man

That will never happen. You couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag.
06-07-09, 12:52 AM
MoneyMakerShaker

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Originally Posted by CTR man

That will never happen. You couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag.

judging by the pic that i think is you i could prolly smack you like a bitch and have my way with yer toothless wife
06-07-09, 12:55 AM
CTR man

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

judging by the pic that i think is you i could prolly smack you like a bitch and have my way with yer toothless wife

Get it right, I'm the toothless one. :D
06-07-09, 01:23 AM
Buttercup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pudge113

Well then, the test is next week?

You have to get to work quick then! You'll need the following items...

1.) Rusty steak knife, maybe even a butter knife.
2.) Can of WD40
3.) Some string or yarn
4.) Duct tape

Step 1: Spray WD40 on your member
Step 2: Tie string tightly around the base of your mystery penis
Step 3: Slowly begin to saw at the base of your junk
Step 4: Once it's off, apply duct tape to the bleeding.
Step 5: Firmly hold your lost junk in your hand, bend over...

AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

:D

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Originally Posted by pgg

Wolvens next date

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Originally Posted by pgg

I didn't see ex401mp online so I had to fill in

Oh my God, you guys have me in tears!! You're pretty funny for being stoopid. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
06-07-09, 09:56 AM
ex401mp

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

i would fight any of you tough guys without yer bagde and gun any day of the week.

Man, you must really think alot of yourself, which is probably not much with such a small mind. You should really find a differant place to hang out and talk tough. May I suggest a local Manbla chapter? You seem to be the right age for them (from the stupid challenges you post here). Those people would really appreciate your alledged "attributes".
06-07-09, 10:19 AM
213th

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

judging by the pic that i think is you i could prolly smack you like a bitch and have my way with yer toothless wife

I'm sure you could find some old man to give you a gummie too. You'd probably like that better anyway
06-07-09, 10:19 AM
CTR man

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Originally Posted by ex401mp

Man, you must really think alot of yourself, which is probably not much with such a small mind. You should really find a differant place to hang out and talk tough. May I suggest a local NAMBLA chapter? You seem to be the right age for them (from the stupid challenges you post here). Those people would really appreciate your alledged "attributes".

Here, I fixed it for you. He won't know who they are unless he can find the right name in the phone book, right?
06-07-09, 07:17 PM
Hannah87

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

i didnt think girls could be cops lmao

Fuckwad, get the fuck out!
Sexist pig.

You come mess with me in my town and i'll show you how much of a cop i really am, asshole.

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